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filosoof · 23 maart 2009, 18:05

Date: 23-Mar-2009
Apology reference code: 56373964
Subject: apology request

Dear Filosoof,

With this letter we at the Fortis Bank would like to apologize for what we have done to you.

We are really really really sorry. Really! You got to trust us on that. Really.

Well what happened? We generally sort of fucked up. Everything. And that's not really good. Especially, because it was your money and we received ridiculous bonuses for this job we screwed up. No. It is something to be ashamed of. Although shame is an emotion that I personaly sort of have to grow in to.

I was not really thinking when I was running this bank. Although you would expect from somebody like me and my buddies to have known better. It sort of got out of hand a bit when we were trying to get richer and richer. But at that point we really believed that you our loyal customers in the end would also benefit from our products. Now it seems that actually we, the board and some other geeks are the only ones benefitting and that's why we decided to say sorry. For everything.

Again sorry. And I promise that we at Fortis Bank will spend your tax money wisely. Ok?

We wish you all the luck for you and your money or what's left of it. And if there is anything we can do. Welll... Yeah.

All the best,

Maurice Lippens

Fortis Bank
3512 BP Utrecht
[email protected]

This is a fake letter. It is a joke. We're not really sending this out of the name of the bank. It is a representation of what it would be like if we lived in a perfect world. If you want your bank or name removed. Say sorry and we will

Don't ask your lawyer to send us letters or you would not be spending our tax money wisely. www.shootabanker.com

23 maart 2009, 18:05	#2
filosoof Banneling Geregistreerd: 22 mei 2003 Locatie: Brussel Berichten: 49.496	Date: 23-Mar-2009 Apology reference code: 56373964 Subject: apology request Dear Filosoof, With this letter we at the Fortis Bank would like to apologize for what we have done to you. We are really really really sorry. Really! You got to trust us on that. Really. Well what happened? We generally sort of fucked up. Everything. And that's not really good. Especially, because it was your money and we received ridiculous bonuses for this job we screwed up. No. It is something to be ashamed of. Although shame is an emotion that I personaly sort of have to grow in to. I was not really thinking when I was running this bank. Although you would expect from somebody like me and my buddies to have known better. It sort of got out of hand a bit when we were trying to get richer and richer. But at that point we really believed that you our loyal customers in the end would also benefit from our products. Now it seems that actually we, the board and some other geeks are the only ones benefitting and that's why we decided to say sorry. For everything. Again sorry. And I promise that we at Fortis Bank will spend your tax money wisely. Ok? We wish you all the luck for you and your money or what's left of it. And if there is anything we can do. Welll... Yeah. All the best, Maurice Lippens Fortis Bank 3512 BP Utrecht [email protected] This is a fake letter. It is a joke. We're not really sending this out of the name of the bank. It is a representation of what it would be like if we lived in a perfect world. If you want your bank or name removed. Say sorry and we will Don't ask your lawyer to send us letters or you would not be spending our tax money wisely. www.shootabanker.com Laatst gewijzigd door filosoof : 23 maart 2009 om 18:08.