[bembem]

Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there is a target on every corner.


Q: What do you say to a Pakistani at Christmas?
A: A quart of milk, a loaf of bread and a pack of Marlboros please.


Q: How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A: They mark the camels that kick.


I'm Gonna Jump In Mumbai, a man is going to jump off the building. Up rushes good Hindu cop to talk him down. Cop yells up to the man "Don't jump! Think of your father" Man replies "Haven't got a father; I'm going to jump." The cop goes through a list of relatives, mother, brothers, sister, etc. Each time man says "haven't got one; going to jump." Desperate the cop yells up "Don't jump! Think of Lord Krishna" Man replies "Who is that?" Cop yells "Jump, Muslim! You're blocking traffic!"