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quotes uit series/films.
Enkele als inleiding:
German: Will you stop talking about the war! Basil: Me? You started it! German: We did not start it. Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland... __ Hey, Wade, I got a mother, you got a mother, the sarge has got a mother. I'm willing to bet that even the Captain's got a mother. Well, maybe not the Captain, but the rest of us have got mothers. __ kyle(die jood uit south park):miss, i can't concentrate cartman: gnnnn.... GNNNNN..... MAYBE WE SHOULD SEND HIM TO A CONCENTERATION CAMP!!! |
- Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three... ere the other side he see.
- Ask me the questions, bridge keeper. I am not afraid. - What is your name? - My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot. - What is your quest? - To seek the Holy Grail. - What is your favorite color? - Blue. - Right. Off you go. |
E.T. .... Phone Home!
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Gimli :
"Not the beard!" "Don't tell the elf." "That still counts as one!" |
Who's in charge?
He is! *bullet in head of the guy in charge* Let's try again, who's in charge? Hmm, you are! |
We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".
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My name is Legion, for we are many.
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There will be no dawn for men
(Saruman, LOTR - TT) |
This is but a taste of the terror that Saruman will unleash.
(Gandalf, LOTR - TT) |
I tried. At least I did that !
(Jack Nicholson, One flew over the Cuckoo's nest) |
You want the truth ? You can't handle the truth !
(Jack Nicholson, A few good men) |
The question is : "Are you feeling lucky today, punk ?".
(Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry) |
So, I hear you, like, ran into these things before?
Yeah. What did you do? I died. (Sigourney Weaver, Alien: Ressurection) |
my god it's full of stars 2001 a space odyssey
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ET go home uit ET
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Ignorance is bliss
(Cypher, The Matrix) |
Citaat:
Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill? |
Yolanda : Any of you fuckin' pricks move, and I'll execute every mother fuckin' last one of ya.
en nog eentje: The Wolf : That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten. |
Hank McKenna : If you ever get hungry, our garden back home is full of snails. We tried everything to get rid of them. We never thought of a Frenchman!
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Radar: Attention, all base members must report for a drug test for marij- marijua-... disregard last transmission
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Komaon leioo hong kong gaston en leo
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You stupid woman!
Watta mistaka to maka! Oh René, crush me in your arms.... Heil Hitler....klop! Ze fallen madonna wiz ze big boobies It is I, Leclerc! |
1994 BC still in the house They did
Everything they could do to take us out But like any good monster that just made us stronger You see, they don't like us and they don't like you, The BC fan, 'Cause they know we stand for three things Truth, justice and fuck the american way That word justice got me fucked up though Twenty cops in the street, two go to jail Thousands of people died in wars Overseas and it's justice ? You think they give a fuck about us ? You're a fool Born yellow, Born brown, Born red, Born black, Born dead Dead ! |
Uit Blackadder:
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Citaat:
Marcellus: No. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay. |
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Kolonel Von Strohm en Lt Grüber in koor ‘Heil Hitler!’ Captain Bertorelli: ‘Heile Mussolini!’ ROLF |
Homer Simpson: “Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.”
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That 70's show:
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"Thank you for flying miracle airlines, where lady luck is your co-pilot."
"When the going gets tough, the tough get aeronautical." "Use your imagination! Or you can borrow mine." (Murdock) "Shut up, fool!" "If that fool's flyin', we dyin'." (B.A.) "I love it when a plan comes together!" (Hannibal) "Don't you smile at me like that. That's not even a real smile. It's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind." (Face) |
ill make him an offer he can't refuse
- the godfather - what's this war in heart of nature? - the thin red line - freeeeeeeeeeedooooooooooooom - braveheart - marge, chance the channel - les latijn - |
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Gollem: stupid fat hobit, ggggollem...ggggollem
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1 Bijlage(n)
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Lieutenant Colonel Ocker: "and just where my dear Pluskat, are those ships?"
Major Werner Pluskat: "Straight for me!!!" - the longest day - |
Jap master:If Mr.Huo said that it's mean is really tea GuNong?
Mr.Huo:Not i didn't understand ,i'm just unwilling, i don't want discret the tea. Jap master: As log as it thea ! But this tea have it's discretion and grade,.What is good ? What is bad? Mr.Huo:There're all growth in...those are not stand or fall. Jap master:it's seem you still not understand if not you'll taste the stand or fall. Mr.Huo:Sir is right, so i found that the superiority or inferiority of tea not from the tea, it's decide by human,. Different people have different choice i'm unwilling to choose this,. Jap master:Oh,why? Mr.Huo:Tea is just a frame of mind ,if you're happy it's important for the superiority or inferiority of tea ? Jap master:Oh, an Ye never thinking of it,. According from sir,there're faction of wushu too. Really there're not superiority or inferiority? Mr.Huo:I think it's right. Jap master:Then, i would like remit to you since there're no supriority or inferiority of wushu why still go along the competition in wushu ? Mr.Huo:I thougt that there're no superiority or inferiority of wishu just the distiction of person who ability, through the competition we can discovered that and meet a bosom friend,. Because the indeed antagonist maybe namely is ourself ! Jap master:No other than competition ,that's only can meet a bosom friend is it possible that mean the horrible fight is myself ? Mr.Huo: (ja knikkend met zijn hoofd) Jap master: (confused but happy with the conversation) waarop hij zegt: I'm admire having a conversation with you (met de allebei hoofdknikkend salut "japanse rethoriek")! Conversatie sceen uit de "fearless" film van Jet li. |
Uit Lost:
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Ben Crabbé in Blokken:
Arafat was zijn sjaal kwijt, hij had zijn yasser over gehangen. Het Arabische woordje voor prostituee: een rammadam. Amerikaanse buffels hebben iets bisonders. Als hij niets anders te eten had, leefde Godfried van bouillon. Kwaliteitslingerie is bijzondergoed. Eet maar Freud, dan blijf je Jung. Mag je op zondag weekdieren eten? Drinken halveert je leven, maar je ziet dubbel zoveel... Word bokser: meer kans op slagen. Frans Brood kwam van de bakker. Ik ging hem een trap verkopen, maar hij woonde op het gelijkvloers. Roken: het blijft een teer onderwerp. English beer is like sex in a canoo : ****ing close to water. Doodgaan is stoppen met sterven. Ik heb een mooi figuur geslagen. Ze sloeg wel terug. We nemen als twaalfuurtje een half eendje. Zouden gecloonde kinderen een rode neus hebben? De bultenaar besefte dat hij het ergste achter de rug had. Alleenstaande dame zoekt zittend beroep. De ontevreden klant sleurde het restaurant voor het gerecht. Na die hevige regenval van de laatste dagen stond de migrantenwijk volledig blank. We verwachten middagtemperaturen rond 12u. Die losse vijs kon hem geen moer schelen. http://forum.belgiumdigital.com/showthread.php?t=36410 |
Frank Booth: Don't be a good neighbor anymore to her. I'll have to send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, and you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!... In dreams... I walk with you. In dreams... I talk to you. In dreams, you're mine... all the time. Forever.
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