Di is helemaal te mad:
 

http://omegle.com/

Lekker chatten met een totaal onbekenden

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Eindeloze pret, mooi gevonden.

bizar.
Nu bezig over duvel.

ik klik nooit op links van derk want die zitten altijd vol spyware, pop-ups en andere rommel.

Lache die troep.

Stranger: I'm looking for a girl
You: Hi!
Stranger: I just talked to
Stranger: She wanted to give me nun porn
You: wasn't me
Stranger: But we got disconnected =(
Stranger: Are you sure?
Stranger: Do you have nun porn anyways?
You: no
Stranger: Oh =(
Stranger: What do you have?
You: but I do like to shove baseballbats up my ass
Stranger: Nummy
Stranger: I like to shove glass jars in my ass


Miljaar man!

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You: I am iron man
Stranger: na na na na na na na na na na na na naaaaaa!

'Normale gesprekken'

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You: This chat is going to work, I feel it.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: FIESTY ONE YOU ARE
You: I feel the force, so
You: ASL
Stranger: 18 m scotland
Stranger: u
You: ** m Vlaanderen.
Stranger: is that near mt olympus
You: No, it is in Belgium.
Stranger: amazin
You: It is.
Stranger: very much so
You: What have you eaten this day?
Stranger: your mothers sweet juicy pussy
Stranger: you?
You: French fries with taratare and stoofvleessaus, thanx
You: Do you have an axe?
Stranger: not on me no
Stranger: i have a potato gun though
Stranger: and 34 and a half rounds of ammunition
You: Not a real one?
Stranger: no
You: Shame
Stranger: yep
Stranger: i like turtles
You: No turtle fetish with me.
Stranger: shame
You: yep
Stranger: FIESTY ONE YOU ARE
You: it's the Duvel in me.
You: Are you a student?
Stranger: im a gynacholigist
Stranger: you?
You: Defence.
Stranger: ministry of defence?
You: Defence
Stranger: do you like russians loaded with vodka and missiles?
You: No diffirent then 8y old niggers with kalasnikovs.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: STOP
You: Well, it is.
Stranger: hammer time (8)
Stranger: AS I WAS WALKING GINGERLY
Stranger: heres my addy - [email protected]
You: Pantera - Cowboys from hell
Stranger: ken
You: As in?
You: Well later
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Stranger: Heil Hitler!
You: Seig Heil!
Stranger: No Sieg Heil!
Stranger: Man you´re such an Asshole!
You: Yea, all the hitler stuff
You: not very liberal.
Stranger: You´re father fucked an Greek Gay in the Ass!
You: Michelangello?
Stranger: dein Papa ist von einem Griechen gefickt worden.
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You: I see, youre typing on a qwerty.
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You: is this a clue?
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Stranger: installing Virus in
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
You: Boem.
Stranger: I banged your mom! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stranger: favorite band
You: queens of the stone age
You: you can live with that?
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funny

Waarom krijg ik alleen maar seuten? :-(

Misschien omdat ik het nie zo voor vreemde mensen heb ;-)

:-P

:rofl:Subliem

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Stranger: Hey Jude
You: Buprz
You: me drunk
Stranger: Idea
Stranger: Gone.
Stranger: Na
You: good :D
Stranger: nana
Stranger: nananan
Stranger: Heyyy Jude
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Stranger: are you asian?
You: no
Stranger: are you a nigger?
You: no
Stranger: well ur boring
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Stranger: hi
You: Ya ya ya, cut the crap, you got porn?
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(Voor de kenners ..)

You: Are you god?!
Stranger: na
Stranger: are you?
You: I dunno
You: Some dude said God is in me.
You: Kinda pervert.
Stranger: kinda turning me on...
You: Make a move.
Stranger: I put on my robe and wizard hat

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Stranger: hey, asl?
You: buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurpz
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Dit is fun :-D

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You: ho
Stranger: ha
Stranger: asl
You: They're coming to take me away a-haa
Stranger: lol wereto?
You: To the lunatics house
Stranger: about time i recon
You: recoN ?
You: Are you Dutch
Stranger: yes
You: Stupid Dutchman
Stranger: thanks
You: No Thanks