Principle of Food-Thievery: aka "1e Wet van Thor"
Since women are typically obsessed with being “lady-like,” they are too afraid to eat big meals because that would make them look gluttonous. To work around this problem, women have devised a way to not only eat enough food to be satisfied, but not look gluttonous at the same time. This solution involves taking subtle bits from their boyfriend’s meal. Though a single bit might be stolen every few minutes, over the course of the meal, it accumulates to a substantial amount. That’s the genius of the whole solution!

If I were to complain and tell my girlfriend to “Get your own fucking food,” she’ll just respond with “It’s only a little bite, stop being so selfish!” This not only makes me look like the bad guy, but enables her to continue stealing my food without any shred of guilt (you have to hand it to women; their ability to successfully execute mind-games and manipulation is amazing). Women don’t think that this stealing of food is harmful, but I will prove them wrong:

I eat an average of 5 meals a week with my girlfriend. From each meal, she successfully steals on average 3 bites—I normally consume an average sized meal in 15 bites. When the math is calculated, it turns out that every week my girlfriend steals the equivalent of one meal from me. [(3/15 of each meal is stolen from me) x (5 meals a week w/ girlfriend) = 1 full meal.]

Now take that times 52 weeks in a year and we get 52 meals that I’ve been robbed of. Divide 52 by 3 (for 3 meals a day) and we get the equivalent of '17 days a year where I don’t eat!

Now for the really fun part: The average couple marries at around age 30, and let’s just say they live as a couple until 70 years old. That’s 40 years of being together. Now let’s apply these numbers to my situation to create a possible scenario: I’m with my partner for 40 years at a cost of 17 days/year not eating—that’s 680 days of not eating!!! That’s almost two full years of starvation. Wow.

So, women think that their little food habit stealing isn’t harmful? Think again you gluttonous, food stealing bitch. I love food, and taking away that much food away from me is a moral crime.



Conclusion:
After reviewing the facts, it's very easy to understand why life with my current girlfriend is nothing short of what could be described as hell. I sit before you, writing this article, a broken, exhausted man. But I'm on a mission to learn more about Relationship Dynamics in the ultimate hope that one day I will understand enough to help myself and help others.

For all you men out there with girlfriends: May God have mercy on your soul!

Of die gouwe ouwe, via de wiskunde (de meesten zullen hem wel al kennen maar soit)


Women require time and money

women = time * money (1)

and everybody knows time is money

time = money (2)

combining (1) and (2) :

women = money² (3)

and money is the root of all evil

money = [size=6]V[/size]evil (4)

combining (3) and (4) :

women = ([size=6]V[/size]evil)² (5)

simplifying (5) :

women = evil

Pff zoveel engels

Of: Vrouwen zijn des duivels (Dat vond de Kerk vroeger ook, kijk maar naar "The Magdalena Sisters")

Dat vindt de kerk nog steeds, vraag maar aan de Darwins en de jvdb's of sla de recentste "concillies??" er maar eens op na.

Elaba, wat is me dat hier :evil: :twisted:

Niet wetenschappelijk, wel een uitspraak: Voor dat kleine stukje worst, ben je verplicht het ganse varken in huis te halen :D :wink:

Ik dacht dat dat hardnekkige spermavlekjes op de rok van de pastoor waren ;)

Tja, waar is de goede oude tijd van het onbevlekte?

En voor die 10 minuten sex moeten wij 23hr50min dat gekakel aanhoren.... :D - moesten ze dan nog een ei leggen of zo....

Maarja:de band tussen vrouwen en kippen is bewezen heh:'t wit vlees ist best :lol: :lol: :lol:

Met 10 min ben ik anders niet tevreden hoor. Tenzij je er niet veel van bakt natuurlijk want dan is 10 min al lang.

Ik geloof dat het tijd is voor een dubbelnickzuiveringsactie.