| oriana |
20 augustus 2004 23:37 |
Conversation with God, and the real reason why God created Eve...
Citaat:
Eve calls out to God... "God, I have a problem!"
"What is the problem, Eve?"
"God, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I am just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"God, I am lonely, and I am sick to death of apples."
"Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What is a man, God?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He will lie, cheat and be vain. All in all, he will give you a hard time, but he will be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he is aroused, but since you have been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What is the catch, God?"
"Well,....you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, God?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring...So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little secret....
You know, Woman to Woman".
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Wie kent er nog een reden waarom God destijds Eva creëerde? Dit zou er wel eens één kunnen zijn:
When God finished the creation of Adam, She stepped back, scratched her head, and said, "I can do better than that!"
wie kent er nog redenen??
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