Leer Chinees in 5 minuten

Are you harboring a fugitive?: Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P.: Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man.: Dum Gai
Small Horse.: Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high! : No Bai Dam Ting!
Did you go to the beach?: Wai Yu Son Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table.: Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift.: Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here. : Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed?: Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution.: Lin Ching
This is a tow away zone.: No Pah King
Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright!: Yu So Dum
I got this for free.: Ai No Pei
I am not guilty.: Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer.: Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week.: Wai Yu Kum Nao?
They have arrived.: Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight.: Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile.: Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive!: Hu Man Go!
We have a problem.: Sum Ting Wong?
Saying the same thing several times.: Ri Pi Ting

Waarom het zo ver zoeken? Leer toch gewoon een paar woorden Letzeburgs, dat komt altijd van pas !

Goede morgen: Goe kopeshag !
Goede avond: Goe kopeneut !
Wat is hier de belangrijkste attractie? Khoe ponetsj esknippe ?

:roll: Wang snee wang

Hoe Lang is een Chinees.

Monokini in 't Chinees? Xingzangn.

pang

Zo lang is zijn zus.

Minirok in het Russisch:

Juspoesnie

Nederlandse minister van geboortebeperking

Piet Indebroek

Welke functie zou die Piet Uitdebroek bekleden denkt u?

Reeds de goede vriend van flip?

Haha en nu eentje over Marokkaans!

Hoe zeg je in het Marokk...

* RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *

Sum Ting Wong?

Spai tsjaj nies

Ai Nono Ting

De Wintel ?