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Nucleaire top US:

US -> Belgium
Mister Bacon, can you explain how your homeland security works?

Belgium -> US
Certainly Mr. Foresitter, we have a perimeter with beer and waffles!

US -> Belgium
And what about your Nucleair plants?

Belgium -> US
Yes, it's very safe, our Witlof is still one of our best export plants!

US -> Belgium
*sigh*
Are you aware of an imminent nucleair threat?

Belgium -> US
yes we are!
Kleine Brogel has been made SO KLEIN, that no terrorist will find it on the map!

US -> Belgium
Let's act NOW!