A redneck who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.

The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"

The redneck said, "I want to get one of those dayvorces".

The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?"

The redneck said, "Yes, I got 40 acres".

The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?"

The redneck said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays".

The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?"

The redneck said, "No, I ain't got a case, but I got a John Deere."

The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?"

The redneck said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John
Deere."

The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?".

The redneck said, "No, we both get up at 4:30".

The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?"

The redneck said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a
nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce!"

:rofl:

Necromancer spelen is wel eens tof.

Ik heb net ene opgestart in Diablo2 resurrected.