MAKING YOUR NI**ER WORK.
Ni**ers are very, very averse to work of any kind. The
ni**er's most prominent anatomical feature, after all,
its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it
more comfortable for your ni**er to sit around all day
doing nothing for its entire life. Ni**ers are often
good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in
the opposite direction if they see work heading their
way. The solution to this is to dupe your ni**er
into working. After installation, encourage it towards
the cotton field with blows of a wooden club, fence
post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all
that cotton belongs to a white man, who won't be back
until tomorrow. Your ni**er will then frantically
compete with the other field ni**ers to steal as much
of that cotton as it can before the white man returns.
At the end of the day, return your ni**er to its cage
and laugh at its stupidity, then repeat the same trick
every day indefinitely. Your ni**er comes equipped
with the standard ni**er IQ of 75 and a memory to
match, so it will forget this trick overnight. Ni**ers
can start work at around 5am. You should then return
to bed and come back at around 10am. Your ni**ers can
then work through until around 10pm or whenever the
light fades.
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