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wat is dat nu voor een belachelijk gelul?Wat hebben West-Vlamingen nu gemeen met Algerijnen, en welke zijn de enorme verschillen die de West Vlamingen scheiden van Antwerpenaren?

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[SIZE=4]Door de pijlsnelle opgang van Lernout&Hauspie wordt iedereen geacht om tegen 1999 het West-Vlaams machtig te zijn want vanaf dan wordt Windows '98 bestuurd door de volgende commando's :[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]windows 98:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]ruute ach'en ne'entih[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]backspace[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]backspace keirde ke were[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]shut down[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]je moe[t] je muule hoedn[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]cut[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]snie da der uu[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]insert (paste)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]stekt da ter ne keir tusschen[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]delete[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]uutvoagen[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]harddisk[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]arte ploate[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]floppy disk[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]zohte ploate[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]print[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]drukt of[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]help[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]elpt e ke[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]save[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]sloat ta e keir ip[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]ESCAPE[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]krupt dowuh uut[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Microsoft[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]micro zohtuh[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]file[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]den E40 rond Brussle roend n ahtn[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]icon[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]schildriejuh[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]klikken[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]duuwn[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]dubbel klikken[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]twijuh keern duuwn[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]keyboard[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]tiepbord[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]muis[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]muuzze[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]driver[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]conducteur[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]library[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]boekeriejuh[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]DLL[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]boekeriejuh meh hevoarlukke boan'n[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]internet[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]tusschuh net[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]internet explorer[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]tusschuh net zoekt ut zeve[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Netscape[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]proper geschapn[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]cursor[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]pieljuh[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]view[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]tooh'n[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]options[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]meuhlukeed'n[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]bold[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]in 't vet[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]italic[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]schejuf hetiept[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]close file[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]boeltjuh toe doewun[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]username[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]wiens joentjuh ziej hie?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]TCP/IP[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Tinnis Club de Puuppe[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]CR[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]helehans no vowurn[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]LF[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]lientjuh noh beneen[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Tab[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]springn[/SIZE]

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