http://www.infidels.org/misc/humor/shit_list.html
Catholicism: if shit happens, I deserve it.
Protestantism: shit won't happen if I work
harder.
Judaism: why does this shit always happen to me?
Buddhism: when shit happens, is it really shit?
Islam: if shit happens, take a hostage.
Hinduism: this shit happened before.
Hare Krishna: shit happens, Rama Lama Ding Dong.
Rastafarianism: let's smoke this shit
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