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Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
Ronald Reagan virus : Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson virus : Quits after one byte.
Oprah Winfrey virus : Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200MB.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus : Deletes all old files.
Titanic virus (a strain of Lewinski virus) : Your whole computer goes down.
Disney virus : Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
Prozac virus : Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus : Terminates some files, leaves, but comes back.
Lorena Bobbit virus : Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards through windows.
Viagra virus : Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
Clinton virus : Gives you a 7" hard drive with no memory
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