Discussie: Virus Warning !!
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Oud 2 augustus 2003, 22:16   #1
Paulus de Boskabouter
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Opgelet voor deze nieuwe virussen !!

Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

Ronald Reagan virus : Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

Mike Tyson virus : Quits after one byte.

Oprah Winfrey virus : Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200MB.

Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus : Deletes all old files.
Titanic virus (a strain of Lewinski virus) : Your whole computer goes down.

Disney virus : Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

Prozac virus : Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus : Terminates some files, leaves, but comes back.

Lorena Bobbit virus : Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards through windows.

Viagra virus : Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

Clinton virus : Gives you a 7" hard drive with no memory
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