Vique's Law:
A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
Barth's Distinction
There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.
Bartz's Law of Hokey Horsepuckery:
The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher the probability of its success.
Captain Penny's Law:
You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool mom.
Parkin's Law of Irritation:
Anything that happens enough times to irritate you will happen at least once more.
En speciaal voor de Kabouter:
Randolph's Cardinal Principle of Statecraft:
Never needlessly disturb a thing at rest.
