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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Babeth

Ik verzamel graag citaten die ik op het internet gevonden heb en hier is een toepasselijke bloemlezing. Mijn verontschuldigingen voor het Engels maar het klinkt altijd beter in de oorspronkelijke taal...

People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
--Anonymous

It is remarkable, in cats, that the outer life they reveal to their master is one of perpetual confident boredom. All they betray of the hidden life is by means of symbol; if it were not for the recurring evidence of murder - the disemboweled rabbits, the headless flickers, the torn squirrels - we should forever imagine our cats to be simple pets whose highest ambition is to sleep in the best soft chair, whose worst crime is to sharpen their claws on carpeting
--Robley Wilson, Jr.

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
--Stephen Hawking

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'"
--Jake Johansen

Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are what food eats.
--Anonymous

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