Man looks at his wife & says "Your bum is big I bet your bum is bigger than the barbecue grill" he got a measuring tape, measured the grill, & measured her bottom. "I was right, your bum is 2" wider than the grill" The woman ignored him.
Later that night t...he husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks, she replies "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big grill for one little weenie
