Oh brave captain Schettino .
He is not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave captain Schettino .
He is not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave captain Schettino .
His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen--
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