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Oud 9 augustus 2018, 12:23   #3
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Madammen met nen bontjas

No, I do not like madammen with fur coat
Madammen with fur coat are common
I do not have to wear madam with fur coat
I say no to women with fur coat

I think I can tell you now
I'm going to start a business in ladymills
I'll catch them on Avenue Louise
At banquets, horse races and posh receptions

In the Saturday Night Fever pub
At the Rotary and the Lion's club
With my big mousetrap and my bottle full of poison
I catch there as much as I wish

Because I do not like madammen with fur coat
Madammen with fur coat are common
I do not have to wear madam with fur coat
I say no to women with fur coat

Their back and their belly, which I sew together
I make an air mattress or a flying cigar
I make champagne bottle endings from their toes
And a strong insecticide of the skin under their armpits

From their nipples I make plasterers to stick bicycle tires
And the bags under their eyes become blue trash bags
And I will also lose their Venus hills
I make a very large Smyrna carpet

Because I do not like madammen with fur coat
Madammen with fur coat are common
I do not have to wear madam with fur coat
I say no to women with fur coat

I make a socket or an arbiter whistle from their noses
From their lips rubber bands to close jelly pots
And that's how I make everything in real lady melon
My shop will run, my finances much more

And once I get rich, I can order them
My two very expensive coats in porcupine skins
One for Mr. Urbanus and one for his lady
This way we always have space on the bus and on the tram
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