A redneck who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"
The redneck said, "I want to get one of those dayvorces".
The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?"
The redneck said, "Yes, I got 40 acres".
The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?"
The redneck said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays".
The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?"
The redneck said, "No, I ain't got a case, but I got a John Deere."
The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?"
The redneck said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John
Deere."
The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?".
The redneck said, "No, we both get up at 4:30".
The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?"
The redneck said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a
nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce!"
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