[Elio di Supo]

https://cosmicbook.news/marvel-fails-new-warriors

And get this, the characters include twins named Snowflake and Safespace, who, according to the writer, are "psychic-er" than a regular psychic, and whose powers include materializing snowflake-shaped shuriken projectiles and pink forcefields (seriously).

Another character looks like a rip off of Ben 10, Screentime, who is described as a "meme obsessed super teen" connected to the internet.

Then there is the Smashing Pumpkins wannabee teen vampire B-Negative (get it? "be negative") who has the powers of Morbius who, for some reason, is obsessed with the 90s, as the character is described as a goth kid: “The world is a vampire…and so am I.”

Finally, we have Trailblazer, an overweight teen who gets her powers from a magic backpack that enables her to pull out various useful or random objects, but sometimes they are not under her control. Trailblazer says she gets her powers from god, but “not the god you’re thinking of.”