Kalfjes café, koetjes ook welkom. - Pagina 4

kojak · 14 oktober 2017, 20:42

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mannekes... dat is hier een café, geen verzamelplaats voor ouwe boemelie en charel met de klak die -miljaardedju- koffie willen gaan drinken.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uOzpi0rdBM&gl=BE

Neh !

En als 'topis, der staat er nog eentje voor de deur ook.
Maar kreeg hem niet op mijne plateau....

kojak · 14 oktober 2017, 20:49

Heb de rest van den offerblok van meneer pastoor ook in den zukkebox gestoken.

In de rapte na de biecht meegenomen...

Volgende nummerken....

Stemmen mag vanaf nu.
Wie de lelijkste is, die krijgt 10 drankbonnekes voor niks.

Zucht · 14 oktober 2017, 21:08

Bij een koetjes & kalfjes bar had ik me eigenlijk een soort van melkbar voorgesteld.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTuu...=youtu.be&t=46

Een stukske Beethoven uit de jukebox misschien ?

Libro · 14 oktober 2017, 21:17

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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Zucht

Bij een koetjes & kalfjes bar had ik me eigenlijk een soort van melkbar voorgesteld.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTuu...=youtu.be&t=46

Een stukske Beethoven uit de jukebox misschien ?

Of een streepje ambient?

kojak · 14 oktober 2017, 21:26

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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Zucht

Bij een koetjes & kalfjes bar had ik me eigenlijk een soort van melkbar voorgesteld.

Das de façade hé.

Citaat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTuu...=youtu.be&t=46

Een stukske Beethoven uit de jukebox misschien ?

Knappe muziek, en een knappe film ook.

Pandareus · 14 oktober 2017, 21:43

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Wilt ge fieste wie de bieste?

FF paar frankskes in de jukebox.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rwx...VIvDd2&index=1

fantastisch dialect ! En ambiance voor 1.000 man !

kojak · 15 oktober 2017, 01:06

Beetje café praat....

Deze dingen werden dus letterlijk gezegd op de rechtbank en zijn door gerechtsjournalisten neergepend en gepubliceerd in een boek genaamd : "Disorders in the American courts"

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No , I just lie there.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis , does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do..
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes , voodoo.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep , he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you kidding me?
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I
get a new attorney?
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on
dead people?
WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________

And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law.

kojak · 15 oktober 2017, 01:28

Nog een stukje video voor het slapengaan.

Het échte begint pas na één minuut ....

De Laatste Show met Mark Uytterhoeven. Happiness !

Libro · 15 oktober 2017, 11:57

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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door kojak

Beetje café praat....

Deze dingen werden dus letterlijk gezegd op de rechtbank en zijn door gerechtsjournalisten neergepend en gepubliceerd in een boek genaamd : "Disorders in the American courts"

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No , I just lie there.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis , does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do..
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes , voodoo.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep , he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you kidding me?
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I
get a new attorney?
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on
dead people?
WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________

And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law.

Blij dat ik fysicus ben

Vrijheideerst · 15 oktober 2017, 12:02

NieuwNoors · 15 oktober 2017, 12:03

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Redelijk duur, zal een pintje in mijne sofa drinken.

Ah, ge weet het. Bijna 2 euro voor ne cola zeg...daarvoor koop ik 3l cola in de winkel. Of ik ga naar 't café van mijn schoonbroer. Gratis colaaaaaaaa

Gamla · 15 oktober 2017, 12:21

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Ah, ge weet het. Bijna 2 euro voor ne cola zeg...daarvoor koop ik 3l cola in de winkel. Of ik ga naar 't café van mijn schoonbroer. Gratis colaaaaaaaa

Ik ken die cafés van jullie. En geestig dat het is.
Zolang het maar niet over vreemdelingen gaat.
Als het daar wel over gaat wordt je buiten gezet.

NieuwNoors · 15 oktober 2017, 12:26

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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Gamla

Ik ken die cafés van jullie. En geestig dat het is.
Zolang het maar niet over vreemdelingen gaat.
Als het daar wel over gaat wordt je buiten gezet.

Wie is 'jullie'? Ik heb alvast geen café zenne

Gamla · 15 oktober 2017, 12:28

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Wie is 'jullie'? Ik heb alvast geen café zenne

Je schoonbroer. Dat is toch familie? Dus jullie.
Zie je wel dat ik gelijk heb want je reageert er niet op.

Pandareus · 15 oktober 2017, 18:24

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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Gamla

Je schoonbroer. Dat is toch familie? Dus jullie.
Zie je wel dat ik gelijk heb want je reageert er niet op.

Waarom ga je niet direct naar een blok-café ? Daar gaat iedereen met jou willen praten over makakken, zolang je pinten trakteert toch.

kojak · 15 oktober 2017, 18:45

Tijd voor wat nieuws op den telesevie.

kojak · 15 oktober 2017, 18:54

A ja, wat je moet doen als de flikken u tegen houden omdat je te snel gereden hebt.

Werkt altijd.

Gamla · 15 oktober 2017, 19:02

Dominee Gremdaat - Beledigen.

https://youtu.be/VNWmzwHCIRE

Gamla · 15 oktober 2017, 19:17

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Waarom ga je niet direct naar een blok-café ? Daar gaat iedereen met jou willen praten over makakken, zolang je pinten trakteert toch.

Een banaan in je oor, Ernie.

kojak · 15 oktober 2017, 19:54

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.... Be-ledigen.

Is dat de verleden tijd van glazen ledigen ?

14 oktober 2017, 20:49	#62
kojak Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 15 september 2013 Locatie: Ergens tussen Venus & Mars Berichten: 25.641	Heb de rest van den offerblok van meneer pastoor ook in den zukkebox gestoken. In de rapte na de biecht meegenomen... Volgende nummerken.... Stemmen mag vanaf nu. Wie de lelijkste is, die krijgt 10 drankbonnekes voor niks. __________________ © Het lezen van bovenstaande kan uw gezondheid ernstige schade berokkenen. Laatst gewijzigd door kojak : 14 oktober 2017 om 20:51.

14 oktober 2017, 21:08	#63
Zucht Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 28 augustus 2007 Berichten: 20.278	Bij een koetjes & kalfjes bar had ik me eigenlijk een soort van melkbar voorgesteld. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTuu...=youtu.be&t=46 Een stukske Beethoven uit de jukebox misschien ? __________________ I wish nothing but the best for you too.

15 oktober 2017, 01:06	#67
kojak Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 15 september 2013 Locatie: Ergens tussen Venus & Mars Berichten: 25.641	Beetje café praat.... Deze dingen werden dus letterlijk gezegd op de rechtbank en zijn door gerechtsjournalisten neergepend en gepubliceerd in een boek genaamd : "Disorders in the American courts" ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No , I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis , does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do.. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes , voodoo. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you kidding me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. __________________ © Het lezen van bovenstaande kan uw gezondheid ernstige schade berokkenen.

15 oktober 2017, 01:28	#68
kojak Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 15 september 2013 Locatie: Ergens tussen Venus & Mars Berichten: 25.641	Nog een stukje video voor het slapengaan. Het échte begint pas na één minuut .... De Laatste Show met Mark Uytterhoeven. Happiness ! __________________ © Het lezen van bovenstaande kan uw gezondheid ernstige schade berokkenen.

15 oktober 2017, 18:45	#76
kojak Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 15 september 2013 Locatie: Ergens tussen Venus & Mars Berichten: 25.641	Tijd voor wat nieuws op den telesevie. __________________ © Het lezen van bovenstaande kan uw gezondheid ernstige schade berokkenen.

15 oktober 2017, 18:54	#77
kojak Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 15 september 2013 Locatie: Ergens tussen Venus & Mars Berichten: 25.641	A ja, wat je moet doen als de flikken u tegen houden omdat je te snel gereden hebt. Werkt altijd. __________________ © Het lezen van bovenstaande kan uw gezondheid ernstige schade berokkenen.

15 oktober 2017, 19:02	#78
Gamla Europees Commissaris Geregistreerd: 19 november 2012 Berichten: 6.699	Dominee Gremdaat - Beledigen. https://youtu.be/VNWmzwHCIRE __________________ Ex Gladio Libertas