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Banneling
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![]() Ik merk op het internet dat er de laatste tijd een nieuwe spambot is: eentje die een bericht post in een willekeurige draad dat ie akkoord is met het bovenstaande. Ook hier zie je dit vrij vaak. Ik heb dit ook in het Russisch gezien.
Waarvoor dienen die bots? |
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Banneling
Geregistreerd: 27 januari 2004
Locatie: Virtuix Omni
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Burgemeester
Geregistreerd: 24 maart 2012
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![]() Quote ze en make me happy.
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Secretaris-Generaal VN
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Banneling
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![]() http://forum.politics.be/showthread.php?t=193730
Hier heb je er twee. Het opmerkelijke is dat er geen link is. |
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Secretaris-Generaal VN
Geregistreerd: 28 augustus 2007
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![]() Misschien een nieuwe spambot met nog wat bugs in ?
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Banneling
Geregistreerd: 6 oktober 2013
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![]() http://forum.politics.be/showthread....103053&page=18
Hier heb je er die zelfs kunnen inspelen op de vraag. |
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Ik was er twee minuten tegen bezig en ik had de indruk dat ik tegen Demper bezig was! Verbazingwekkend.
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Secretaris-Generaal VN
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Libro: "Are you a boy or a girl" Bot: "A girl" Libro: "Wanna have sex?" Bot: "I can't right now." Zelfs bots krijg ik niet versierd.... ![]()
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Het volk begrijpen plaveit de weg naar leiderschap begrijpen (oude stelregel van het geslacht Atreides) Disce Quasi Semper Victurus, Vive Quasi Cras Moriturus I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’ Support the country you live in or live in the country you support. |
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Banneling
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Locatie: Groot-Zurenborg
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![]() http://forum.politics.be/showpost.ph...6&postcount=11
Hier nog zo eentje. Maar dus: wat is het nut van die dingen? |
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Banneling
Geregistreerd: 27 januari 2004
Locatie: Virtuix Omni
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![]() Dat soort conversatie is me goed bekend.
Noodzakelijke stap. In het versieren van een hete date. |
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