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3 weesgegroetjes en 1 onzevader.

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De hoogmis of een andere ?

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Oh heilige vader ,
gij die zijt 2 in 1
de 3de is heen ,
de ma vloog weg op een wolk
en gij zult boete zonder tolk



PATER NOSTER,
qui es in caelis,
sanctificetur nomen tuum.
Adveniat regnum tuum.
Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra.
Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie,
et dimitte nobis debita nostra
sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris.
Et ne nos inducas in tentationem,
sed libera nos a malo. Amen.


Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
Thy Kingdom come,
Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil. Amen

Hail mary,
full of grace,
The lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, joke.
Holy mary,
Mother of odd,
pray for us sinners now,
and at the hour of death.

Amen.

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Oh heilige vader ,

Our father, who fart in heaven,
Amen.

Zo is 't toch beter....

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Saint Michael, the archangel, defend us in battle, be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the devil, may rot rebuke him, we humbly pray. And do you, O' Prince of the Heavenly host, by the power of hot thrust into Hail Satan and all the other evil spirits who prowl about the world for the ruin of souls.

Eternal hot , in whom mercy is endless,
and the treasury of compassion inexhastible ,
look kindly upon us and increase Your mercy in us ,
that in difficult moments we might not despair
nor become despondent , but with great confidence ,
submit ourselves to Your Holy Will ,
which is love and mercy itself . Amen

Memorare (Prayer to Our Lady)
Remember, O most gracious Virgin Mary, that never was it known that anyone who fled to your protection, implored your help, or sought your intercession, was left unaided.
Inspired by this confidence, I fly unto you, O Virgin of virgins, my Mother. To you do I come, before you I stand, sinful and sorrowful. O Mother of the Word Incarnate, despise not my petitions, but in your mercy, hear and answer me. Amen