Twee Arabieren stappen op het vliegtuig ...

circe · 20 juli 2006, 08:40

Twee Arabieren stappen op het vliegtuig ...

20 juli 2006

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took the window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the Marine kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."

"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you."

As soon as he left, the Arab picked up the Marine's shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone, the other Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"

Nick_ · 20 juli 2006, 09:01

Sterk!

Kim · 20 juli 2006, 09:01

Die is goed!

Jazeker · 20 juli 2006, 10:53

Lof der Zotheid · 20 juli 2006, 11:38

garfield · 20 juli 2006, 11:47

is goe

van Maerlant · 20 juli 2006, 12:54

Hehehe, owned

Heftruck · 20 juli 2006, 14:12

O zo voorspelbaar.

Antoon · 23 juli 2006, 14:27

20 juli 2006, 08:40	#1
circe Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 22 december 2002 Locatie: Antwerpen Berichten: 49.144	Twee Arabieren stappen op het vliegtuig ... Twee Arabieren stappen op het vliegtuig ... 20 juli 2006 Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took the window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke." "Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you." As soon as he left, the Arab picked up the Marine's shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too." Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone, the other Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?" __________________ Waarom islam"fobie"? Betaalt U ook mee de religieuze halal taks die het terrorisme financiert? Kijk hoeveel er verdiend wordt met halal certificatie van dingen die totaal niet hoeven gecertificeerd te worden. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVPngzSE94o

20 juli 2006, 10:53	#4
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20 juli 2006, 11:47	#6
garfield Europees Commissaris Geregistreerd: 5 januari 2005 Locatie: Utopia of/en Hellhole Berichten: 6.224	is goe __________________ Let's make sure that history never forgets... the name... Enterprise

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20 juli 2006, 09:01	#2
Nick_ Perm. Vertegenwoordiger VN Geregistreerd: 4 december 2004 Locatie: Kuurne Berichten: 16.657	Sterk!

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Kim Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 28 januari 2003 Locatie: België Berichten: 21.892	Die is goed!

20 juli 2006, 12:54	#7
van Maerlant Perm. Vertegenwoordiger VN Geregistreerd: 6 april 2005 Locatie: New Caprica City Berichten: 15.129	Hehehe, owned

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Heftruck Perm. Vertegenwoordiger VN Geregistreerd: 15 februari 2006 Berichten: 11.670	O zo voorspelbaar.