Voor de 'die-hard' Harry Potter fans

nubian · 27 december 2006, 22:04

Enkel lezen indien je 'goe gezopen' hebt en speciaal voor de feestdagen

http://home.hccnet.nl/h.kip/woordenboek/index.html

netslet · 27 december 2006, 22:08

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

Jazeker · 27 december 2006, 22:24

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<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book

bash.org

Uh-Huh · 27 december 2006, 22:38

Aww, en ik vond Harry nog zo'n lieve jongen... Maar hey, ik vond Borat ook nog een lieve jongen, totdat Jim(tv) daarstraks bijna zijn "wang" in mijn gezicht duwde.

En dat is echt waar; wie heeft het nog gezien? Ik had direct geen goesting meer om tv te kijken.

nubian · 27 december 2006, 22:42

pfff...Ali G Sucks

Uh-Huh · 27 december 2006, 23:16

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pfff...Ali G Sucks

Inderdaad.

Jazeker · 27 december 2006, 23:46

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Oorspronkelijk bericht door nubian
pfff...Ali G Sucks

Inderdaad.

En wie kijkt er nu ook naar Jim tv ?

nubian · 27 december 2006, 23:55

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En wie kijkt er nu ook naar Jim tv ?

Ken Ali G van de Nederlandse televisie, zij waren een aantal jaren sneller dan de Vlaamse televisie

Uh-Huh · 27 december 2006, 23:55

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En wie kijkt er nu ook naar Jim tv ?

True.

(Maar nooit meer!

)

Jazeker · 28 december 2006, 00:19

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True.

(Maar nooit meer!

)

That's ma girl.

Uh-Huh · 28 december 2006, 00:30

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That's ma girl.

Ik voel me plots misselijk worden...

BigF · 28 december 2006, 10:00

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Ik voel me plots misselijk worden...

opkomende geilheid alweer?

DaBlacky · 28 december 2006, 10:21

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opkomende geilheid alweer?

Es kijken op b-rail.be wanneer de eerstvolgende trein naar Borgerhout vertrekt...

GaRnaaLBeeR · 28 december 2006, 13:27

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pfff...Ali G Sucks

Ik vind Borat ook maar niets, Bruno dat is kwaliteit.
Altijd lachen hoe hij van die Amerikaans conservatieve zotten belachelijk maakt.

nubian · 28 december 2006, 13:32

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Ik vind Borat ook maar niets, Bruno dat is kwaliteit.
Altijd lachen hoe hij van die Amerikaans conservatieve zotten belachelijk maakt.

klopt, Bruno is schitterend....maar de rest van zijn personages....

27 december 2006, 22:04	#1
nubian Perm. Vertegenwoordiger VN Geregistreerd: 15 augustus 2006 Berichten: 9.622	Voor de 'die-hard' Harry Potter fans Enkel lezen indien je 'goe gezopen' hebt en speciaal voor de feestdagen http://home.hccnet.nl/h.kip/woordenboek/index.html Laatst gewijzigd door nubian : 27 december 2006 om 22:05.

27 december 2006, 22:08	#2
netslet Minister-President Geregistreerd: 25 mei 2006 Locatie: Isla Tortuga Berichten: 5.278	<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book <JonJonB> Let's see the results... <JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry. <JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything <JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to. <JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work." <JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. " <JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls <JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!" <JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils. <JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue. <JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them. <JonJonB> Ok <JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof <JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all <JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he? <melusine > O_______O <JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang <JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip. <JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang. __________________ auction your future!

27 december 2006, 22:38	#4
Uh-Huh Banneling Geregistreerd: 8 juli 2006 Locatie: "A" Berichten: 7.491	Aww, en ik vond Harry nog zo'n lieve jongen... Maar hey, ik vond Borat ook nog een lieve jongen, totdat Jim(tv) daarstraks bijna zijn "wang" in mijn gezicht duwde. En dat is echt waar; wie heeft het nog gezien? Ik had direct geen goesting meer om tv te kijken.

27 december 2006, 22:42	#5
nubian Perm. Vertegenwoordiger VN Geregistreerd: 15 augustus 2006 Berichten: 9.622	pfff...Ali G Sucks