If I wans't muslim...

Sylvia · 24 januari 2007, 22:09

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WP5XPRk5wg

A sarcastic song about being bosnian muslim in Europe surrounded by christians neighbours.

Here are the lyrics:

IF I WASN'T MUSLIM

If I wasn't Muslim
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I wasn't born Mohammedan
Life for me would have been fun.

I could live and prosper
On my land and I could even build a bigger house
I wouldn't have to, every now and then,
Run and hide like a mouse.

If I wasn't Muslim
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
My neighbors wouldn't set my home on fire
And surround me with barbed wire

I wouldn't live in terror
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
Books wouldn't teach you that I was an error
In European history.

Ref:

I would not have to prove that I am not stupid
A backward and primitive villain
An alien threat to your way of life
to be hunted down.

I wouldn't be so ashamed of
The names of my relatives and mine
Of the Semitic language I speak to my God
That no one here understands

My tradition wouldn't insult
My Christian neighbors and friends
My diet, my cap, the Ramadan fast
the crescent and the star.

Bayram, I know, will never be famous
like Christmas or Easter Sunday
so modern and cool, so western,
and - oh so "secular".

If I wasn't Muslim
If I had an ordinary Slavic Christian name
If I wasn't circumcised
If I could eat my eggs with ham

I would be accepted
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
I'd blend in to Europe and enjoy
I wouldn't be its whipping boy.

-- oh boy --

If I were a Christian
I wouldn't have to prove that I am human too.
'Cause when you're Christian you're always civilized
no matter what you wear or do.

But when you are a Muslim
It is really hard to find some sympathy for you
No one really likes you, no one really cares
No one wants to know your point of view.

If I wasn't Muslim
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I was a part of Christendom
Europe would be my sweet home.

I wouldn't have to worry
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
What will happen in a year or two
Will I have to leave or stay and die
Drop my pants to be identified and put aside
Just 'cause I'm a Mussulman?

nubian · 24 januari 2007, 22:13

pfff...weeral een moslimtopic

lombas · 24 januari 2007, 22:13

Moet dat grappig zijn? Banale.

nubian · 24 januari 2007, 22:15

Citaat:

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door lombas

Moet dat grappig zijn? Banale.

Tegen mij bezig ofzo?

Sylvia · 24 januari 2007, 22:17

Citaat:

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door lombas

Moet dat grappig zijn? Banale.

Das Balkanhumor, vandaar dat ge dat niet snapt...

lombas · 24 januari 2007, 22:17

Citaat:

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door nubian

Tegen mij bezig ofzo?

Op wie denkt-e nu?

nubian · 24 januari 2007, 22:18

Citaat:

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door lombas

Op wie denkt-e nu?

Allé tis goed of anders....

Griffin · 25 januari 2007, 08:31

Ik kan niet zingen, dat is kwelling genoeg op het Vlaamssch Zangfeest.

*kutsmiley*

Sylvia · 25 januari 2007, 17:46

Citaat:

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Griffin

*kutsmiley*

Kutsmiley?

Komt me ergens ver weg bekend voor...

==>The Answer<== · 25 januari 2007, 17:48

hehe

Sylvia · 27 januari 2007, 20:32

If I wasn't Serb
I wouldn't have to prove that I am human too
Cause when you are THAT
everyone knows for Srebrenica and you on the NET.
Ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum

But when you are Serb
you look like a Gypsy
you stink and live like Pig-sy.
ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum,

If I wasn't Serb
the whole world wouldn't call me BARBARIAN
maybe they would call me CANADIAN.
ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.

Jazeker · 27 januari 2007, 20:34

wat een gezaag.

Sylvia · 27 januari 2007, 21:00

snuffel dan elders rond...

==>The Answer<== · 27 januari 2007, 21:04

Citaat:

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Sylvia

If I wasn't Serb
I wouldn't have to prove that I am human too
Cause when you are THAT
everyone knows for Srebrenica and you on the NET.
Ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum

But when you are Serb
you look like a Gypsy
you stink and live like Pig-sy.
ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum,

If I wasn't Serb
the whole world wouldn't call me BARBARIAN
maybe they would call me CANADIAN.
ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.

hilarisch

24 januari 2007, 22:09	#1
Sylvia Banneling Geregistreerd: 21 januari 2007 Berichten: 86	If I wans't muslim... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WP5XPRk5wg A sarcastic song about being bosnian muslim in Europe surrounded by christians neighbours. Here are the lyrics: IF I WASN'T MUSLIM If I wasn't Muslim Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. If I wasn't born Mohammedan Life for me would have been fun. I could live and prosper On my land and I could even build a bigger house I wouldn't have to, every now and then, Run and hide like a mouse. If I wasn't Muslim Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. My neighbors wouldn't set my home on fire And surround me with barbed wire I wouldn't live in terror Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. Books wouldn't teach you that I was an error In European history. Ref: I would not have to prove that I am not stupid A backward and primitive villain An alien threat to your way of life to be hunted down. I wouldn't be so ashamed of The names of my relatives and mine Of the Semitic language I speak to my God That no one here understands My tradition wouldn't insult My Christian neighbors and friends My diet, my cap, the Ramadan fast the crescent and the star. Bayram, I know, will never be famous like Christmas or Easter Sunday so modern and cool, so western, and - oh so "secular". If I wasn't Muslim If I had an ordinary Slavic Christian name If I wasn't circumcised If I could eat my eggs with ham I would be accepted Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. I'd blend in to Europe and enjoy I wouldn't be its whipping boy. -- oh boy -- If I were a Christian I wouldn't have to prove that I am human too. 'Cause when you're Christian you're always civilized no matter what you wear or do. But when you are a Muslim It is really hard to find some sympathy for you No one really likes you, no one really cares No one wants to know your point of view. If I wasn't Muslim Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. If I was a part of Christendom Europe would be my sweet home. I wouldn't have to worry Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. What will happen in a year or two Will I have to leave or stay and die Drop my pants to be identified and put aside Just 'cause I'm a Mussulman? Laatst gewijzigd door Sylvia : 24 januari 2007 om 22:16.

24 januari 2007, 22:13	#3
lombas Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 27 juni 2005 Berichten: 42.814	Moet dat grappig zijn? Banale. __________________ Born but to die, and reas'ning but to err. (Pope)

24 januari 2007, 22:13	#2
nubian Perm. Vertegenwoordiger VN Geregistreerd: 15 augustus 2006 Berichten: 9.622	pfff...weeral een moslimtopic

25 januari 2007, 17:48	#10
==>The Answer<== Gouverneur Geregistreerd: 3 april 2006 Berichten: 1.025	hehe

27 januari 2007, 20:32	#11
Sylvia Banneling Geregistreerd: 21 januari 2007 Berichten: 86	If I wasn't Serb I wouldn't have to prove that I am human too Cause when you are THAT everyone knows for Srebrenica and you on the NET. Ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum But when you are Serb you look like a Gypsy you stink and live like Pig-sy. ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum, If I wasn't Serb the whole world wouldn't call me BARBARIAN maybe they would call me CANADIAN. ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.

27 januari 2007, 21:00	#13
Sylvia Banneling Geregistreerd: 21 januari 2007 Berichten: 86	snuffel dan elders rond...