Bushcronium: nieuw element in het periodiek systeem

Heftruck · 5 november 2006, 14:01

Nieuw element in het Periodiek Systeem

(bron)

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Bushcronium."

Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol for Bushcronium is "W". Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass". When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.

Lex Blanca · 5 november 2006, 18:31

Is dat één van die elementen die andere elementen ernstig beschadigt als ze er mee in contect komt?
Het bestaat al langer dan vandaag,bizar dat het nu nog maar ontdekt is,de schade die dit element al berokkend heeft is onderhand aazienlijk en aandoenlijk.Ondanks de vele pogingen van wetenschappers en andere ernstige en intelligente individuen (en zelfs groeperingen) om de mensheid voor de gevaren van dit element te waarschuwen ziet men vooralsnog niet in hoe kritiek de situatie onderhand is verworden en hoe nodig dit element moet worden geïsoleerd wil men vermijden dat de schade onherroepelijk wordt.

5 november 2006, 14:01	#1
Heftruck Perm. Vertegenwoordiger VN Geregistreerd: 15 februari 2006 Berichten: 11.670	Bushcronium: nieuw element in het periodiek systeem Nieuw element in het Periodiek Systeem (bron) A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Bushcronium." Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol for Bushcronium is "W". Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass". When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.

5 november 2006, 18:31	#2
Lex Blanca Minister-President Geregistreerd: 18 april 2005 Locatie: Post-Industrial Zero-Growth Control Grid Society of the NWO-One-World-Government Global Police State Berichten: 4.153	Is dat één van die elementen die andere elementen ernstig beschadigt als ze er mee in contect komt? Het bestaat al langer dan vandaag,bizar dat het nu nog maar ontdekt is,de schade die dit element al berokkend heeft is onderhand aazienlijk en aandoenlijk.Ondanks de vele pogingen van wetenschappers en andere ernstige en intelligente individuen (en zelfs groeperingen) om de mensheid voor de gevaren van dit element te waarschuwen ziet men vooralsnog niet in hoe kritiek de situatie onderhand is verworden en hoe nodig dit element moet worden geïsoleerd wil men vermijden dat de schade onherroepelijk wordt.