quotes uit series/films.

[doornroosje]

Komaon leioo hong kong gaston en leo

[De Garde]

You stupid woman!

Watta mistaka to maka!

Oh René, crush me in your arms....

Heil Hitler....klop!

Ze fallen madonna wiz ze big boobies

It is I, Leclerc!

[Jazeker]

1994 BC still in the house They did
Everything they could do to take us out
But like any good monster that just made us stronger
You see, they don't like us and they don't like you,
The BC fan,
'Cause they know we stand for three things
Truth, justice and fuck the american way
That word justice got me fucked up though
Twenty cops in the street, two go to jail
Thousands of people died in wars
Overseas and it's justice ?
You think they give a fuck about us ?
You're a fool

Born yellow,
Born brown,
Born red,
Born black,
Born dead
Dead !

[Spliff]

Uit Blackadder:

• "Have you ever been to Wales, Baldrick?"
  "No, but I've often thought I'd like to."
  "Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough sinewy men roam the valleys terrifying people with their close harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the
  placenames. Never ask for directions in Wales Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight."
• "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do ?"
  "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."
• "To you, Baldric, the Renaissance was something that just happened to other people, wasn't it?"

Uit Chef:

• "Everton, let me explain things to you. In the world of cooking, I am Einstein. Lucinda is Isaac Newton. And you are a mud-dwelling unicellular bit of jelly with a predilection for consuming its own excrement"
• "Somebody bring me a knife, very long and razor sharp. I need to castrate the person who made this sauce and I don't want to cause any unecessary suffering. I'm not a vindictive man, I'm not out to cause pain, but with this man's DNA in the gene pool, humanity is doomed. "

Uit Life of Brian:

• "Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?"
  "Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea!"
• [Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall. The Centurion catches him in the act]
  "What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?"
  "It says, "Romans go home. " "
  "No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on ! "
  "Er, "Romanus" ! "
  "Vocative plural of "Romanus" is? "
  " Er, er, "Romani" ! "
  [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti]
  " "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" ! "
  "Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt". "
  "So, "eunt" is...? "
  "Third person plural present indicative, "they go". "
  "But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...? "
  [He twists Brian's ear]
  "Aaagh ! The imperative ! "
  "Which is...? "
  "Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" ! "
  "How many Romans? "
  "Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" ! "
  [Writes "ite"]
  " "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it? "
  "Dative ! "
  [the Centurion holds a sword to his throat]
  "Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" ! "
  "But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...? "
  "Er, "Domum" ! "
  [Writes "Domum"]
  "Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
  "Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. "
  "Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off."

[Flippend Rund]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Turkje

Yolanda : Any of you fuckin' pricks move, and I'll execute every mother fuckin' last one of ya.

en nog eentje:

The Wolf : That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

Butch: You okay?
Marcellus: No. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.

[Public energy]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door De Garde

You stupid woman!

Watta mistaka to maka!

Oh René, crush me in your arms....

Heil Hitler....klop!

Ze fallen madonna wiz ze big boobies

It is I, Leclerc!

General von klonkerhoffen: ‘Heil hitler!’
Kolonel Von Strohm en Lt Grüber in koor ‘Heil Hitler!’
Captain Bertorelli: ‘Heile Mussolini!’

ROLF

[Public energy]

Homer Simpson: “Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.”

[Pelgrim]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door TomB

Who's in charge?
He is!
*bullet in head of the guy in charge*
Let's try again, who's in charge?
Hmm, you are!

Under Siege?

[Pelgrim]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door doornroosje

my god it's full of stars 2001 a space odyssey

Dat is voor alle duidelijkheid niet uit 2001 maar uit het vervolg, 2010.

[Spliff]

That 70's show:

• Jackie: "Michael, who is this guy? "
  Michael: "Oh, that's Fez. He's a foreign exchange student. "
  Jackie "What'd we exchange for him?"
• Eric after he has caught his parents while havin' sex: "Oh, dad, I swear, I'm not on drugs."
  his dad: "Well then what the hell's wrong with you?"
  Eric: "Well, I accidentally... I was upstairs, and I-I-I... Okay, you know what? I'm on drugs."

[D.Nibelung]

"Thank you for flying miracle airlines, where lady luck is your co-pilot."

"When the going gets tough, the tough get aeronautical."

"Use your imagination! Or you can borrow mine."
(Murdock)

"Shut up, fool!"

"If that fool's flyin', we dyin'."
(B.A.)

"I love it when a plan comes together!"
(Hannibal)

"Don't you smile at me like that. That's not even a real smile. It's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind."
(Face)

[berre]

ill make him an offer he can't refuse
- the godfather -

what's this war in heart of nature?
- the thin red line -

freeeeeeeeeeedooooooooooooom
- braveheart -

marge, chance the channel
- les latijn -

[berre]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Eternity

Hey, Wade, I got a mother, you got a mother, the sarge has got a mother. I'm willing to bet that even the Captain's got a mother. Well, maybe not the Captain, but the rest of us have got mothers.

deze vind ik zalig! trouwens een paar dagen geleden nog eens saving private ryan gezien.

[Lincoln]

Gollem: stupid fat hobit, ggggollem...ggggollem

[Zwartengeel]

"Talk to ze hand."

(Schwarzenegger in "Terminator 3")

[berre]

Lieutenant Colonel Ocker: "and just where my dear Pluskat, are those ships?"
Major Werner Pluskat: "Straight for me!!!"
- the longest day -

[Lincoln]

Jap master:If Mr.Huo said that it's mean is really tea GuNong?
Mr.Huo:Not i didn't understand ,i'm just unwilling, i don't want discret the tea.
Jap master: As log as it thea ! But this tea have it's discretion and grade,.What is good ? What is bad?
Mr.Huo:There're all growth in...those are not stand or fall.
Jap master:it's seem you still not understand if not you'll taste the stand or fall.
Mr.Huo:Sir is right, so i found that the superiority or inferiority of tea not from the tea, it's decide by human,. Different people have different choice i'm unwilling to choose this,.
Jap master:Oh,why?
Mr.Huo:Tea is just a frame of mind ,if you're happy it's important for the superiority or inferiority of tea ?
Jap master:Oh, an Ye never thinking of it,. According from sir,there're faction of wushu too. Really there're not superiority or inferiority?
Mr.Huo:I think it's right.
Jap master:Then, i would like remit to you since there're no supriority or inferiority of wushu why still go along the competition in wushu ?
Mr.Huo:I thougt that there're no superiority or inferiority of wishu just the distiction of person who ability, through the competition we can discovered that and meet a bosom friend,. Because the indeed antagonist maybe namely is ourself !
Jap master:No other than competition ,that's only can meet a bosom friend is it possible that mean the horrible fight is myself ?
Mr.Huo: (ja knikkend met zijn hoofd)
Jap master: (confused but happy with the conversation) waarop hij zegt: I'm admire having a conversation with you (met de allebei hoofdknikkend salut "japanse rethoriek")!

Conversatie sceen uit de "fearless" film van Jet li.

[Spliff]

Uit Lost:

• Hurley (after Dr. Artz exploded): "Dude, you've got some Artz on you."

[Lord Vader]

Ben Crabbé in Blokken:

Arafat was zijn sjaal kwijt, hij had zijn yasser over gehangen.
Het Arabische woordje voor prostituee: een rammadam.
Amerikaanse buffels hebben iets bisonders.
Als hij niets anders te eten had, leefde Godfried van bouillon.
Kwaliteitslingerie is bijzondergoed.
Eet maar Freud, dan blijf je Jung.
Mag je op zondag weekdieren eten?
Drinken halveert je leven, maar je ziet dubbel zoveel...
Word bokser: meer kans op slagen.
Frans Brood kwam van de bakker.
Ik ging hem een trap verkopen, maar hij woonde op het gelijkvloers.
Roken: het blijft een teer onderwerp.
English beer is like sex in a canoo : ****ing close to water.
Doodgaan is stoppen met sterven.
Ik heb een mooi figuur geslagen. Ze sloeg wel terug.
We nemen als twaalfuurtje een half eendje.
Zouden gecloonde kinderen een rode neus hebben?
De bultenaar besefte dat hij het ergste achter de rug had.
Alleenstaande dame zoekt zittend beroep.
De ontevreden klant sleurde het restaurant voor het gerecht.
Na die hevige regenval van de laatste dagen stond de migrantenwijk volledig blank.
We verwachten middagtemperaturen rond 12u.
Die losse vijs kon hem geen moer schelen.

http://forum.belgiumdigital.com/showthread.php?t=36410

[exodus]

Frank Booth: Don't be a good neighbor anymore to her. I'll have to send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, and you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!... In dreams... I walk with you. In dreams... I talk to you. In dreams, you're mine... all the time. Forever.