Het liedje voor je geliefde

[Diplomatius]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door garfield

dit had echt niet nodig

Sorry...

Zit een beetje in die mood vandaag... en gisteren... en ...

*slik*

[PollyCorrect]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door floppy

Ik heb zelf iets gemaakt voor mijn geliefde:

Mijn allerliefste hartenlief
mijn lakense miljoenendief

Gij kapsel van bijna 2 hectaren
Gij heldergrijze stalen haren!

Ik ben met heel mijn hart aan jou verknocht
daarom heb ik een föhn voor je gekocht

[De_Laatste_Belg]

Zit een beetje in die mood vandaag... en gisteren... en ...

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! This feest vandaag. Letermes verjaardag. Drinkt 't er ene op hem.

Maar hou je glas niet onder 't sarcasme dat hier van af druipt toch.

[PollyCorrect]

Ik vind dit nog steeds een klassieker als ik denk aan een romantisch liedje over de liefde:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfWglLtd8K0

[garfield]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Diplomatius

Sorry...

Zit een beetje in die mood vandaag... en gisteren... en ...

*slik*

Niks het staat niet op mijn forumgezicht hé

[Dronkoers]

Chorus:
Pijpen, beffen, wippen, lekker naaien, neuken, trekken, dikke tieten graaien, pikke voelen, kittelaartje likken, klaarkomenm, sperma slikken, shaamlippen, penis, anus, vingeren, met je lange piemel slingeren, hete wijven, met je klote knallen, op je ballen naar de wallen.
Verse1
in de hoeren roeren
vuistneuken
geil
bisexuele
natter dan een dweil
condoompje lek
virbrator in je kont
ejaculeren in haar mond.
Chorus
Pijpen, beffen, wippen, lekker naaien, neuken, trekken, dikke tieten graaien, pikke voelen, kittelaartje likken, klaarkomenm, sperma slikken, shaamlippen, penis, anus, vingeren, met je lange piemel slingeren, hete wijven, met je klote knallen, op je ballen naar de wallen.
Verse2
klemmen op me tepels
touwtje om me zak
nylons
hoge hakken
jarratels lekker strak
Hannie de slavin
die zit niet meer vast
alles likken wanneer ze heeft geplast
Chorus
Pijpen, beffen, wippen, lekker naaien, neuken, trekken, dikke tieten graaien, pikke voelen, kittelaartje likken, klaarkomenm, sperma slikken, shaamlippen, penis, anus, vingeren, met je lange piemel slingeren, hete wijven, met je klote knallen, op je ballen naar de wallen.
Verse3
met de snollen dollen
sperma opgespaard
lul afvegen aan haar paardenstaart
parkeerplaats sex
perverse vent
voorbindpikken
impotent
Chorus
Pijpen, beffen, wippen, lekker naaien, neuken, trekken, dikke tieten graaien, pikke voelen, kittelaartje likken, klaarkomenm, sperma slikken, shaamlippen, penis, anus, vingeren, met je lange piemel slingeren, hete wijven, met je klote knallen, op je ballen naar de wallen.
Op je ballen naar de wallen (5x)

[Txiki]

two and one, making three
intertwined like the links that make a chain
round the anchor, round a ship
round the bottom of the sea
round the world, you and me
back again and then it's us
with a lot in a hand
making one then making us
to be more, to be sure
that what is here is here for you
here for me, on and on
into the night, into the day
into the years that are to come
before you know that I know
it's on and on and on and on
you and me, you and us
to know and love and love again
on and on, on and on
the tiny thing that make us live
through the day, through the night
through a week or through our lives
hand in hand, don't get up
just sit and watch to wonder why
is that a girl, is that a boy
can't think a life can go so far
on and on, on and on
to know and love and love again
on and on, on and on

two and one, making three
like a chain, an anchor
and the bed of the sea
being close is where to be
we're two minds, two bodies
and the rest you don't see
you've got to see what we've got to see
you've got to find what we've got to find
what you see is what you get
what you say should be from your own mind
tiny things make us live
through a day, through a night--a week
we've got time to forgive
and live how we want to live

you've got to see what we've got to see
you've got to find what we've got to find
what's right, what's free
what's you, what's me
this life to live
wastes time and you don't forgive
whether you be glad, sad or bad
whether you be glad, sad or bad
you've got to know that there's fun to be had
you've got to know that there's fun to be had
forget all that you're told
you are young, they are old
control is all they've got to give
just live how you want to live
tiny things that make us live
two and one, making three
like a chain, an anchor
and the bed of the sea
being close is where to be
we're two minds, two bodies
and the rest you don't see

you've got to see what we've got to see (on and on, on and on)
you've got to find what we've got to find (on and on, on and on)
what you see is what you get (on and on, on and on)
what you think should be from your own mind (on and on, on and on)
what's right, what's true
(on and on, on and on, and know and love and love again)
just think for you (on and on, on and on, and know and love and love again)
whether you be glad, sad or bad (on and on, on and on)
whether you be glad, sad or bad (on and on, on and on)
you've got to know that there's fun to be had
you've got to know that there's fun to be had
whether you be glad, sad or bad (on and on, on and on)
whether you be glad, sad or bad (on and on, on and on)
you've got to know that there's fun to be had
you've got to know that there's fun to be had
whether you be glad, sad or bad (on and on, on and on)
whether you be glad, sad or bad (on and on, on and on)
you've got to know that there's fun to be had (on and on, on and on)
you've got to know that there's fun to be had (on and on, on and on)
whether you be glad, sad or bad (on and on, on and on)
whether you be glad, sad or bad (on and on, on and on)
you've got to know that there's fun to be had (on and on, on and on)
you've got to know that there's fun to be had (on and on, on and on)

[Diplomatius]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Dronkoers

(dat fijngevoelig liedje)

Jaja... En, laat me raden: toen ge die lofzang onder haar balkon bracht, was ze meteen verkocht ?

[Derk de Tweede]

Joke, stop toch met koke
Laten we samen neu.....





















tronenbommenstickers plakken.

[Dronkoers]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Diplomatius

Jaja... En, laat me raden: toen ge die lofzang onder haar balkon bracht, was ze meteen verkocht ?

'k Moest van haar balkon afblijven

[duveltje382]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Dronkoers

'k Moest van haar balkon afblijven

[Diplomatius]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Dronkoers

'k Moest van haar balkon afblijven

Ze duwde U meteen haar riool in zeker ?

[Txiki]

Come
Lie down beneath my shadow
Lie down beneath my shadow with great delight
And your feel will be sweet 2 me
Come
My left hand under your head,
While my right embraces time
Therein, my virgin, love's wine

L is 4 lust
O is 4 obsession
V is 4 the vast way u envelop my soul
This is crazy, this is crazy
I could die from the pheromone

I can see the castle
I can see the throne
I can see the beloved and she's not alone
But it's cool like that
Cuz I'll be diggin' her just the same
I can see the curtain wrestled from the wall
I can see her hands tied
I can see it all
He pulls a gat
This is how they play the game
And I'm 'round the the back
Cuz curiosity it knows no shame

Pheromone, rush over me like an ocean
Pheromone, controllin' my every motion
Pheromone, I'm helpless as a pet
Pheromone, when your body's wet

I can feel the tension through the crack in the door
He begs 4 love, while she's disgusted more
And I'm on fire, cause I never seen her nude before
I wanna save her (save her)
I want 2 watch (watch)
All my vital signs go up a couple of notches
When he unties her and she runs 2 the open door
He trips and grinds her (grinds her)
Right there all on the floor (on the floor)
She so close I can touch her (touch her)

Pheromone, rush over me like an ocean
Pheromone, controllin' my every motion
Pheromone, I'm helpless as a pet
Pheromone, when your body's wet (body's wet, body's wet, body's wet)

Her eyes are closed but there's no penetration
He just makes her point the pistol 2 his nose
While he masturbates and now I see a tear
Heading down towards her smile
What happens next it all depends upon your style

(Oh, this is crazy baby)

Pheromone, (Pheromone) rush over me like an ocean
Pheromone, (Pheromone) controllin' my every motion
Pheromone, I'm helpless as a pet
Pheromone, (Pheromone) when your body's wet (body's wet)
Pheromone, rush over me like an ocean
Pheromone, controllin' my every motion

I don't really wanna go crazy but I'm helpless as a pet
When I see your naked body's wet (when your body's wet,body's wet)
(Pheromone) When I see your naked body's wet
(Pheromone) When I see your naked body's wet (body's wet, body's wet)
(Pheromone) But I'm helpless as a pet
(Pheromone) When I see your naked
Baby, when your body's wet (body's wet, body's wet)
Pheromone
Pheromone
Pheromone
Pheromone

[Dronkoers]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Diplomatius

Ze duwde U meteen haar riool in zeker ?

Er zijn mooiere woorden voor vagina eh Diplo

[duveltje382]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Dronkoers

Er zijn mooiere woorden voor vagina eh Diplo

[Dronkoers]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door duveltje382

Wat een neukteugels!

[Diplomatius]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Dronkoers

Er zijn mooiere woorden voor vagina eh Diplo

[Zwartengeel]

Exhorder - Anal Lust

Tie you up don't give a shit
Lick my asshole suck my dick
Hold you at gun point
Bend you over anal lust
Can't survive this torture fuck
There's fire in my eyes I laugh at your cries

Lust
Anal lust
Up the butt
Lousy slut
Virginities lost
Up the butt
Lousy slut
Down on your knees bitch
Anal lust... HUH!

Shove my fist inside your cunt
Shove my dick right up your butt
Screams of pain fulfil my lust
Beat your face in get my kicks
Fuck your brains out
Squeeze your tits
Blood on your thighs
Virginity dies

[Chorus]

Blood on your face
Assume the position I love
Anal assault
Anxiously wait for the cum
Screaming in torment
The welps on her back are turning redder
She died from the pain
It made her feel ten times better!

[Dronkoers]

Devourment - Fucked To Death

I'm sick of looking at these filthy ass fucking slobs
I need some slit to satisfy my dirty cock and if these pigs don't give it up
I'll have to get my knife
Or stick a glock to their temple and say “give yourself to me”
are controlling me
I need a cunt around my dick
I need fresh blood
The voices tell me to kill

I creep in search of victims for my lustful needs
I find one and stab her repeatedly
Then drag the blood soaked victim deep into the woods I strip her, no one
hears her screams
I beat her, I smash my fist in her face
Please kill me she says while breathing her last breath
I clutch my blade with all my might, stab her in the fucking guts

Now the fucking fun will begin
I slide my hard cock right in
What a feeling it is
to feel her still warm dead skin
Her limp body still bleeds profusely
with my knife I slice her pretty face,
I cant stop laughing.

My blood drenched cock is pounding so hard
It tears up the skin on my dick
Now my blood is mixed in with this fucking filthy diseased dead bitch
I breathe heavy, mouth is open
By mistake I swallow blood, I have an idea
The blood gave me a jolt of new pleasure (in this blood)
I then take a chunk from her face and tear skin exposing bone (her skin ripping)
Chunks dripping from my chin
I will eat her cunt next

Spread open your legs [x2]
I slide in my wet blade
My dick is so hard my skin is ripping
Her blood sprays in the air like a fountain
Never in my life have I felt such pleasure
My heart is pounding
Killing is what I'm made for

Now I am full, another idea
I must take shit on this fucking bitch
I let one fly onto her face
I then lean down and kiss this bitch
The smell is insane, shit flows in my veins
It matters not, my cock is now hard again
I jerk off with shit on my hands
Lust still fills me, in time ill do this again
Again I must kill again [x4]

[De_Laatste_Belg]

Misschien kunnen jullie een gelegenheidskoortje organiseren om haar aan te moedigen en hem een hart onder 't schild te steken.




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