Ik ga trouwen

[Fien Fluytenzuyger]

het vervolg (nog altijd niet gecontacteerd door de "bank")

Re: Waiting for your call and your mail soon.
...
From:
...
Hello my love,

Funny that you mention my health, as after the car trouble when I was stranded in Vuyle-Oplichter I ate some fish there at a local bar and in the evening became quite sick. Now I'm better but I haven't been able to phone you yet. Send the good Reverend my greetings and tell him I'm very happy with his support, and I really hope I will be able to speak with you next time. Meanwhile I hope all is well with you? And can you send me more pictures, as we discussed last time?

I have contacted the bank, as you see below. I still haven't received any answer though. Shall I send it again?

I shall call you very soon. The reverend told me I can call him anytime.

Hoping to hear from you soon,

Leonard


----- Forwarded Message ----

To: [email protected]
Sent: Sun, July 11, 2010 2:17:09 AM
Subject: concerning miss Grace (daughter of the late dr. Williams Apia)



Dear Dr Paul Leeds,
It is a great pleasure to write you Sir in regards to the information pass across to me by one miss Grace whose father’s name is late Dr Williams Apia and that the father has an account no BLB745008901546/QB/91/A in your Bank. Miss Grace in several occasion has communicated with me over E-Mail to assist her receive a funds valued at $5.7 million dollars which her late father deposited with your Bank.I do here by demand that according to advise of miss Grace that this bank should grant our request by transferring the said funds into my account in my country,I will appreciate if my request is urgently granted.
Thanks.


From: Grace baby

Subject: Waiting for your call and your mail soon.

Hello my beloved one,

How are you doing today over there in my dream country, i hope all is moving perfectly well with you and also your health which is the most important thing to me, if so thanks be to God.

Thank you very much for your reply to my mail, and am so sorry for my late reply because the Reverend was too busy in his office, he also told me that you have been calling to speak with me since yesterday and today. i missed hearing your voice so i will like you to try and call me tomorrow seems i have informed the Reverend that i will be expecting your call tomorrow OK.

Secondly, I would like to know how far you have gone with the bank concerning the possibilities of transferring the money to your position, if you have contacted and hear from them, what you have to do is to send me the response you received from them so that i will go through it to know what their reply is all about OK.

I will stop here for now with all hope to hear from you soon. take very good care of yourself wherever you are.

Waiting for your call and your mail soon.

Yours faithfully
Grace

[Fien Fluytenzuyger]

Eindelijk!! We hebben Grace aan de lijn!

Ik gebruik nu skype, dus was het gemakkelijk om eens met achtergrondgeluiden te experimenteren. Er is een constant geroezemoes van pratende mensen op de achtergrond, en rond 2min 40 hoor je een B52 Jet Bomber overvliegen.

De Grace die ik aan de lijn kreeg is duidelijk de vrouw of een vriendin van de scammer, die zeer weinig over de inhoud van de emails weet. Haar "pidgin english" is trouwens ook vrij moeilijk te verstaan.

Ook is ze erg gretig om me geld te vragen "for food". Blijkbaar krijgen ze weinig eten daar in het vluchtelingenkamp, en moet ik haar maandag geld sturen. Hoe? Via Western Union natuurlijk!

Op het einde van het gesprek dwing ik haar ook "kissie kissies" af, hilarisch om te horen hoe ze haar telefoon kust. Het minste dat ze mag doen natuurlijk, als ze wil hebben dat ik haar maandag geld ga sturen.

Jammer genoeg voorzie ik, in deze dagen van terrorisme en schurkenstaten, dat er eerst een hoopje papierwerk zal moeten ingevuld worden vooraleer die transactie zal doorgaan.

Beluister het gesprek hier:
http://www.sendspace.com/file/mfvgwg

[Fien Fluytenzuyger]

Hello my beloved one,

Thank you very much for your lovely mail, and am so much happy to hear your sweet voice on the phone today. and i have heard everything you said my love. so as for the food i talked to you about, is not that the Reverend is not trying his best, he do take very good care of me here. and i appreciate his kindness towards me for everything.

Darling, my major problem is not only the food, but you know as a woman i have to change some of my inner wears, soap and cream just to be looking good for you. and i have talked to the Reverend about his information to send the money on Monday as we discussed. so below is the information OK. I would appreciate if you try and send me like $200 or $300 because i think that will be OK by me.

I have attached two of my pictures here for you as i promised you on our previous discussion. and i will also write to the bank first thing Monday morning to know why they have not given you any response since then OK. i will stop here for now with all hope to hear a very good news from you on Monday that you have send me the money.

Here is the Reverends information

First Name.....Rev. George

Last Name...... David

Country...... Dakar Senegal

address no, unit 32 parcel Dakar Senegal

Tel. 00221.XXXXXXXX

Then after that you send me the information you received from the Western Union so that i will give it to the Reverend to go and cash the money for me OK.

Take very good care of yourself and remember to go to Church Tomorrow OK.
Yours faithfully
Grace

m'n hart breekt...

de twee bijgevoegde foto's :

[420yeahbaby]

z'is al verkocht

[Fien Fluytenzuyger]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door 420yeahbaby

z'is al verkocht

z'is alleszins goed geölied voor 't moment

Eerst nog een paar formuliertjes invullen natuurlijk, we zullen alvast beginnen met deze. Heb ondertussen nog eens om een topless foto gevraagd, kan de goeie dominee ondertussen wat het internet afschuimen om een goeie te vinden.

[Fien Fluytenzuyger]

At last, ladies and gentlemen!!!

Ik heb de eer u te presenteren... of neen, laat ik eerst het woord aan de eerwaarde dominee George David zelf:

Ring ring... een voicemail van de goede Rev. David

Het heeft hem een aantal dagen gekost, maar toen ik hem zei dat ik vandaag nog naar de Western Onion offies kan gaan ipv maandag, was het klusje gauw geklaard.

Mesdames et Messieurs, si vous me le permettez, voici les documents complétés:
Hier kunt u de ingevulde documenten bekijken:

Bladzijde 1
Bladzijde 2
Bladzijde 3
Bladzijde 4

Waar ik het meest plat van lag, is bladzijde 3, vraag 72

Asjeblief, ik hoop dat jullie het even plezant vonden als ik

Nu nog de volgende stap uitdokteren.
O ja, de zgn. advokaat van die bende idioten verwacht dat ik volgende week tegen de 2000 euro zal betalen voor zijn onkosten (waarvan 400 € voor een stempel - 't is daar al net als hier ). Hij gaf me een legitiem bankrekeningnummer dat ik spontaan aan de fraude-bestrijdende autoriteiten gemeld heb.

[Visjnu]

Op vraag 37 antwoord hij "Other". Zou het departement anti-terrorisme daar geen probleem van maken?

[Cdude]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Fien Fluytenzuyger

At last, ladies and gentlemen!!!

Ik heb de eer u te presenteren... of neen, laat ik eerst het woord aan de eerwaarde dominee George David zelf:

Ring ring... een voicemail van de goede Rev. David

Het heeft hem een aantal dagen gekost, maar toen ik hem zei dat ik vandaag nog naar de Western Onion offies kan gaan ipv maandag, was het klusje gauw geklaard.

Mesdames et Messieurs, si vous me le permettez, voici les documents complétés:
Hier kunt u de ingevulde documenten bekijken:

Bladzijde 1
Bladzijde 2
Bladzijde 3
Bladzijde 4

Waar ik het meest plat van lag, is bladzijde 3, vraag 72

Asjeblief, ik hoop dat jullie het even plezant vonden als ik

Nu nog de volgende stap uitdokteren.
O ja, de zgn. advokaat van die bende idioten verwacht dat ik volgende week tegen de 2000 euro zal betalen voor zijn onkosten (waarvan 400 € voor een stempel - 't is daar al net als hier ). Hij gaf me een legitiem bankrekeningnummer dat ik spontaan aan de fraude-bestrijdende autoriteiten gemeld heb.

U are the best , really, lig wer onder mijn bureau

[Fien Fluytenzuyger]

Dank u voor de kudos!

Jammer dat ik mijn laatste gesprek met de "barrister" Amingos niet opgenomen heb. Ik belde hem totaal onverwacht, en rarara, dezelfde stem als die van "rev. David" klonk aan de telefoon.... "Hello?". Toen ik zei dat het met Leonard was, veranderde hij plotseling zijn stem en ging heel diep en héél traag spreken.... "yes... thiz iz de barristah"..."yes iiit coonceerns a veery zeeriouz buuzineess". Hilarisch! Hij kan zo meedoen als bijrol in Samson & Gert, geloofwaardig dat dat was, onze Barrister met een goede reputatie

En het verhaaltje gaat verder....

In het koninkrijk Pruisen mogen instanties als WU enkel werken via een wettelijk goedgekeurd tussenagentschap, die de veilige transfer van het ontvangstbewijs met het gegeerde MTCN-nummer via elektronische wijze doorgeeft van zender naar ontvanger. Dit wordt verzorgd door Secure Transfer, een website die zo geregeld is dat het de ontvangende partij behoorlijk moeilijk maakt. (de website is een set-up natuurlijk)

Alles wat hij doet kan ik hier volgen via mail. Zo zie ik dat hij net (19.38u) vanuit het IP-adres 41.208.140.247 (Dakar, Senegal) zijn 30-nummerige toegangscode ingetikt heeft (van een image dus geen copy/paste ) en nu waarschijnlijk 10 min aan het wachten is tot zijn "Loading settings please wait" toolbar eindelijk beëindigd is.

Uiteindelijk, na veel vijven en zessen, zal hij volgend ontvangstbiljet in handen krijgen (zie bijlage). En wat zien we hier? Het MTCN-nummer is geblokkeerd!

Hmm, blijkbaar heeft Western Union beslist dat alvorens deze vrij te geven nog een speciale procedure moet gevolgd worden. Wordt alvast vervolgd!

[Fien Fluytenzuyger]

Na 10 keer proberen vanuit 4 verschillende IP-adressen, om na veel te lang wachten telkens een glimp van het begeerde WU uittreksel te zien te krijgen met direkt erna een MsgBox: "Fatal error blahblah System shutdown", schreef een moegetergde Grace me in de volgende email: (getiteld "From Your wife to Be!" *snif*)

Darling, concerning the information you resent to me again, i think this has given the Reverend a lot of stress going to the Western Union For the money. because there was a network failure on the process of tracking the money with the link you sent, but when the network became through, the Reverend tried to access it again and the instruction wrote that he can only access it once. so the only thing you really have to do now is to tell the Western union Agent to give you the ( M.T.C.N ) money transfer control number, which suppose to be ten digit numbers, because that is the only way he can possibly cash the money.

But if they refuses to give you the M.T.C.N, then you can tell them to give you back the money so that you will send it together with the lawyers fee on Monday. and also call the lawyer to inform him that you will add extra 500 euro on my behalf OK. or if it happens to be that they give you another similar information for the money, then you can access it over there by yourself and look for the Control number of 10 digit and send to me. please don't be offended my love. do it for my sake OK.

Maar natuurlijk schatje. Ik heb die 500€ bij die 1750€ gevoegd die de barristah me vroeg, en we komen dus op een totaal van 2250 euro.

Tijd voor een nieuw plan. Er bestaat een zogenaamde (nep) "security middleman" waardoor je, na je toegangscode in te geven, in vier stappen alle gegevens van de betaling kan opvragen. Ikzelf kan deze "level of security" zelf instellen en aangezien we hier met een land te maken hebben waar fraude algemeen voorkomt...

Eerst en vooral krijg de "barrister" zijn 30-nummerige toegangscode terug als afbeelding bij de mail gevoegd. Kwestie van veiligheid natuurlijk.

Als hij inlogt en zijn persoonlijke gegevens, bankinformatie etc invult, wordt hij vervolgens doorverwezen naar de volgende pagina waar hij 125 vragen als deze zal moeten beantwoorden:

(een voorbeeld van een ander slachtoffer)

Q: Have you used Secure Shield service before?
A: i hane not used secure shield service before
Q: If you answered yes to previous question, how many times?
A: i have not used secure it before
Q: Have you received other type of electronic transfers before?
A: yes i have
Q: Why are you receiving these funds?
A: for proccessing transaction
Q: Are the funds you intend to receive related to any criminal activity?
A: no it has not
Q: Will the funds you receive be used for any criminal activities?
A: no it will not be used as such
Q: Do you have criminal record or are you being investigated for any crime?
A: i have not
Q: Do you know anyone who is connected to organized crime?
A: I DO NOT KNOW
Q: Do you know anyone who is being investigated for a crime?
A: NO I DO NOT
Q: Do you know anyone who has been convicted for a crime?
A: YOUR QUESTION IS MUCH AND YOU CAN NOW GO TO HELL
Q: Have you and your family ever worked on a volunteer project together?
A: FUCK YOU
Q: What is a charter flight?
A: FUCK UP
Q: How do you imagine your death?
A: YOU MUST DIE
Q: Do you think hell exist?
A: FUCK YOU
Q: Worst memories?
A: YOUR CRIMINAL TENDENCY
Q: Where do you think dead people go?
A: UNTIL WHEN YOU DIE YOU LET US KNOW

Er zijn ruim 2100 vragen beschikbaar, dus ik ben mild geweest met mijn 125.

Jammer genoeg moet elk antwoord minstens 7 karakters bedragen, en als 20% van de antwoorden hetzelfde zijn, moet hij opnieuw beginnen.

Na 6x opnieuw beginnen moet hij een foto van zichzelf sturen waarop hij een bordje vasthoudt met een bepaalde boodschap, om zeker te zijn dat het echt hem is.

Als hij het volhoudt krijgt hij na 125 antwoorden een MsgBox: "The bank account: [zijn bankinfo] is currently under investigation for fraudulent purposes! The transaction is suspended".

Ik kan alles zien wat hij doet. Voor het moment heeft hij nog niet ingelogd, we zullen zien of de vis bijt...

Bijgevoegd nog verder het telefoongesprek met de "barrister" van zonet. Luister vooral naar de basso van zijn stem als hij "ye-e-e-s" zegt. Hij kan waarschijnlijk Bryn Terfel jaloers maken.
http://easy-upload.nl/f/LZra9Vv2
en mijn laatste mail...

Dear barrister Amingo,

Concerning the amount of 2250 euros I am indebted to you for the authentication of the power of attorney, the Affidavith of Oath, the notary stamp, your processing fee and the extra spending money for Ms. Grace Apia as we've discussed on the phone yesterday : I have contacted our family lawyer, in whom I put my greatest trust and let him know, very confidentially of course, some details of the situation as it stands now.

To be more precise, I took him into my confidence to describe the situation of my fiancee, Ms. Grace Apia, the fact that she is in a refugee camp, and that we are about to ship her account (which consists of the heritage of her father) and eventually herself to Europe. I confided to him that I am about to pay the total of funds amounting to 2250 euro to arrange all this.

My lawyer told me to proceed with the utmost caution, and asked me if he could be provided with your contact details. I provided him with that, but stressed that in no way he should meddle in this case, as I took his skepticism and sarcasm about my newfound love as bordering on rudeness. He then mellowed his views, but stressed me that any transaction I do with a country like Senegal in whatever way, should be done through a middleman. He than provided me with a service that is officially certified to handle these matters. The company is called SecurityShield and offers Protected Transfer Verification.

I have today paid for the services of this company and transferred the required amount through their account (2250,00 EURO) and as it is an online transaction you will be able to ascertain the receival of the funds in your account shortly after reading this email.

[de security middleman site]

Your access code is attached to this mail as an image for security reasons.

My account information is :

DEUTSCHE BANK AG, .... blabla [mijn valse bank info]

I hope this way everything will be swiftly and securely arranged and I would like to have your confirmation that you received the payment (and send the reverend the 500 euros which belong to Grace).

Sincerely yours,

Leonard

Ik heb net gezien dat hij al twee maal geprobeerd heeft in te loggen zonder meer. Ik heb hem vanuit de donotreply@[secure middleman] e-mail adres een mailtje gestuurd dat hij nog drie pogingen heeft, en daarna "additional verification of your identity" moet geven.

Komaan, visje, bijt...

[From_Vlaanderen]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Fien Fluytenzuyger

Na 10 keer proberen vanuit 4 verschillende IP-adressen, om na veel te lang wachten telkens een glimp van het begeerde WU uittreksel te zien te krijgen met direkt erna een MsgBox: "Fatal error blahblah System shutdown", schreef een moegetergde Grace me in de volgende email: (getiteld "From Your wife to Be!" *snif*)


Maar natuurlijk schatje. Ik heb die 500€ bij die 1750€ gevoegd die de barristah me vroeg, en we komen dus op een totaal van 2250 euro.

Tijd voor een nieuw plan. Er bestaat een zogenaamde (nep) "security middleman" waardoor je, na je toegangscode in te geven, in vier stappen alle gegevens van de betaling kan opvragen. Ikzelf kan deze "level of security" zelf instellen en aangezien we hier met een land te maken hebben waar fraude algemeen voorkomt...

Eerst en vooral krijg de "barrister" zijn 30-nummerige toegangscode terug als afbeelding bij de mail gevoegd. Kwestie van veiligheid natuurlijk.

Als hij inlogt en zijn persoonlijke gegevens, bankinformatie etc invult, wordt hij vervolgens doorverwezen naar de volgende pagina waar hij 125 vragen als deze zal moeten beantwoorden:




Er zijn ruim 2100 vragen beschikbaar, dus ik ben mild geweest met mijn 125.

Jammer genoeg moet elk antwoord minstens 7 karakters bedragen, en als 20% van de antwoorden hetzelfde zijn, moet hij opnieuw beginnen.

Na 6x opnieuw beginnen moet hij een foto van zichzelf sturen waarop hij een bordje vasthoudt met een bepaalde boodschap, om zeker te zijn dat het echt hem is.

Als hij het volhoudt krijgt hij na 125 antwoorden een MsgBox: "The bank account: [zijn bankinfo] is currently under investigation for fraudulent purposes! The transaction is suspended".

Ik kan alles zien wat hij doet. Voor het moment heeft hij nog niet ingelogd, we zullen zien of de vis bijt...

Bijgevoegd nog verder het telefoongesprek met de "barrister" van zonet. Luister vooral naar de basso van zijn stem als hij "ye-e-e-s" zegt. Hij kan waarschijnlijk Bryn Terfel jaloers maken.
http://easy-upload.nl/f/LZra9Vv2
en mijn laatste mail...


Ik heb net gezien dat hij al twee maal geprobeerd heeft in te loggen zonder meer. Ik heb hem vanuit de donotreply@[secure middleman] e-mail adres een mailtje gestuurd dat hij nog drie pogingen heeft, en daarna "additional verification of your identity" moet geven.

Komaan, visje, bijt...

Zo ne neger pesten gij!

[Fien Fluytenzuyger]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door From_Vlaanderen

Zo ne neger pesten gij!

Correctie, crimineeltje pesten. Zijn bankrekening heb ik echt doorgegeven aan de autoriteiten, althans aan iemand die er al zeer vaak voor gezorgd heeft dat frauduleuze bankrekeningen in korte tijd gesloten worden.

[From_Vlaanderen]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Fien Fluytenzuyger

Correctie, crimineeltje pesten. Zijn bankrekening heb ik echt doorgegeven aan de autoriteiten, althans aan iemand die er al zeer vaak voor gezorgd heeft dat frauduleuze bankrekeningen in korte tijd gesloten worden.

Zie dat ze u niet weten te vinden e.

[Fien Fluytenzuyger]

Pruisen é

Moet je trouwens eens zien waarmee de barristah elke mail begint:



Het eerste is geript van de WWW Library, het tweede van een site die cadeaus en giften verkoopt voor advokaten. Oogt professioneel niet?

[Fien Fluytenzuyger]

Ik heb onze barrister zo ver gekregen om gebruik te maken van de diensten van de "secure middleman". Dit zijn de resultaten:

Accesstime IP address Questions answered Bank info

2010-07-31 06:45:30 41.214.33.137 75 Yes
2010-07-31 08:06:48 41.214.33.137 20 Yes

Full name: Kelvin Amingo
Job title: Lawyer
Country: Senegal
Address: yoff road del aerport
Primary email: barrister.amingolawchamber@*****.com
Alternative email: bar.amingolawchamber@*****.com
Primary phone: +2217759578**
Alternative phone: +2217638014**
Bank name: Eco Bank Senegal
Bank location: yoff road del aerport
Bank address: yoff road del aerport
Account number: 03206490****
Swift code: ECOCSNDA.
Additional info: 0094.

IP address: 41.214.33.137
Country: Senegal
City: Dakar
Region: Dakar

Session starttime: 2010-07-31 06:45:30(GMT-7)
Session endtime: 2010-07-31 08:05:45(GMT-7)
Answers: 75

Q: Have you used Secure Shield service before?
A: I have been hearing about secure Shield service all day, but i have not used it before. this is my first time of using it.
Q: If you answered yes to previous question, how many times?
A: I did not answer yes in the previous question. i answered no. and this is my first time of using it.
Q: Have you received other type of electronic transfers before?
A: No, if this is one of the Electronic transfer you mean, that means i have not used it before.
Q: Why are you receiving these funds?
A: Without further defer i Hon Dr Kelvin Amingo counsel the holding Security Shield (SS) to wire remittance the said amount of "€2,250.00 Euro", for immediate official legal service,as customary in Senegal legal system. Within 24hours at reception of this provided form.
Q: Are the funds you intend to receive related to any criminal activity?
A: I hereby wish to inform (SS),that here is my 69years as such i duly avoid involving my self in any illegal practice. In respect to my elucidation, be officially informed that the said funds is required for a legal activities ONLY.
Q: Will the funds you receive be used for any criminal activities?
A: I hereby re-elucidate that is for proper legal activities only and noting more.
Q: Do you have criminal record or are you being investigated for any crime?
A: I Hon Dr Kelvin Amingo Irrevocable assurance,at the same time declare my position innocent in such activity.
Q: Do you know anyone who is connected to organized crime?
A: I declare no idea
Q: Do you know anyone who is being investigated for a crime?
A: I declare no idea
Q: Do you know anyone who has been convicted for a crime?
A: I declare no idea
Q: What degrees do you have?
A: Pro (law)
Q: Do you chat on AIM often?
A: I have chain of "case" to guide against as such i due avoid such activity.
Q: Are there any words of wisdom you?d like to pass along to me?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone for further explanation.
Q: How do you feel when someone has been dishonest with you?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone for further explanation.
Q: What do you think of the death penalty?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone for further explanation.
Q: How did you feel after watching television for 24 hours?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone for further explanation.
Q: Are you scared?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone for further explanation.
Q: If you saw your zipper was down and people had noticed, what would you do?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone for further explanation.
Q: Does it annoy you when you are waiting in a long queue and someone pushes in front of you?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone for further explanation.
Q: What time do you get home from work?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone for further explanation.
Q: How old were you when you tried marijuana for the first time?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone for further explanation.
Q: Your dream vacation?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone for further explanation.
Q: Have you ever felt that you knew someone the first time you met them?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone for further explanation.
Q: What time is the most dangerous time to go out?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone for further explanation.
Q: What is one thing you are grateful for today?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone for further explanation.
Q: Are traffic accidents a major cause of death in your country?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone for further explanation.
Q: Do you think these children need to be out doing this, or are they just earning extra money?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone for further explanation.
Q: What would you do if you were taken aboard a UFO?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: What is your weapon of choice?
A: kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: Who has been the kindest to you in your life?
A: you can call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: Why is a tsunami so dangerous?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: What things can you see in an airport?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: Are you satisfied with their service?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: Have you ever called your teacher mommy?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: Which actor appeared in Papillion and The Great Escape and died in 1980?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: What are some characteristics of your personality?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: Have you ever tried cigarette smoking, even one or two puffs?
A: I don't smoke
Q: What is your favorite way to eat a cockroach?
A: I don't eat a cockroach
Q: What did you do two nights ago?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: What numbers are considered to be lucky and unlucky in your country?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: What was your first serious relationship?
A: kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: Do you think that spirits who appear to people are good or bad?
A: No idea
Q: In which film did Roger Moore first play James Bond?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: What can a parent do to childproof the yard?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: What personality traits do you consider important in a good friend / a boss / a partner?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: Where were your parents born?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: If you think the government should give money, how much do you think should be given?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: Do you believe in astrology? What is your astrological sign?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: How many dowry deaths are reported in a year in your country?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: Who (at 2008) plays Doctor Gregory House in the TV series House?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: What are the names of the eight colors of rainbows?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: Do you read your horoscope? If so, do you believe it?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: If you could be a crayon, What color and Why?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: Can you give me the names of household products a) made of polar molecules b) hydrocarbon with molecular weight greater than 100 and c) made of sodium carbonate?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: In which year skating stars Torville and Dean win Olympic gold medals?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: What kind of people annoy you?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: Are you annoyed when your partner/husband/wife flirts with someone else ?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: If you are in danger, what should you do?
A: Pray to God for rescue
Q: If you saw an alien what do you would do?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: What are the names of the eight colors of rainbows?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: Is it expensive to access the Internet by mobile phone in your country?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: Who led the Million Man March on Washington?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: Why do you make your bed in the morning?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: Do you think a person should be required to wear a seat belt?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: Who among the people you know has the most interesting job? What is it?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: Who is your hero/role model?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: Name three occupations that you could never do?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: If so, what were you told?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: Have you and your family ever worked on a volunteer project together?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: What do you think is the worst crime a person could commit? Why?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: Why does the sea water level go down very low right before a tsunami hits?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: What makes us such good friends?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: I would like to know the boiling point of tri-isopropylbenzene.
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.
Q: If you were the Queen or King of Britain for a day, what would you do?
A: In such a case, kindly call me via telephone or E-mail me for further explanation.

En de tweede reeks (helemaal opnieuw beginnen natuurlijk)

Session starttime: 2010-07-31 08:06:48(GMT-7)
Session endtime: 2010-07-31 08:12:49(GMT-7)
Answers: 20

Q: Have you used Secure Shield service before?
A: I have not
Q: If you answered yes to previous question, how many times?
A: i have not used
Q: Have you received other type of electronic transfers before?
A: No i have not
Q: Why are you receiving these funds?
A: for some good reasons
Q: Are the funds you intend to receive related to any criminal activity?
A: Not at all
Q: Will the funds you receive be used for any criminal activities?
A: Not at all
Q: Do you have criminal record or are you being investigated for any crime?
A: Not at all
Q: Do you know anyone who is connected to organized crime?
A: Not at all
Q: Do you know anyone who is being investigated for a crime?
A: Not at all
Q: Do you know anyone who has been convicted for a crime?
A: Not at all
Q: Did anyone close to you give birth?
A: i don't think so
Q: When is the last time you ran?
A: it depends on the type of running you are talking about
Q: Where?s your favorite place to be?
A: I will tell you later
Q: Who do you think is the most beautiful person in your country?
A: Someone you don't know
Q: What is there more of in the world - nonreligious people, Hindus or Muslims?
A: No idea
Q: What storied city on the Euphrates River was 55 miles south of Baghdad?
A: no idea
Q: What are the names of some of the people with that job?
A: i don't no
Q: What nationality would you preffer the mother/father of your children to be?
A: Contact me to know more
Q: Are the funds you intend to receive related to any criminal activity?
A: Not at all
Q: Whats the most grotesque part of the human body?
A: Hair is the most.

Jammer heeft hij het niet voltooid. De eerste keer moest hij 125 vragen beantwoorden, waarvan hij er maar 75 opgelost heeft.

Ondertussen wou ik mijn mildheid tonen en zette het aantal vragen terug tot 30. Hij heeft er maar 20 opgelost.

Mocht hij ze opgelost hebben ging hij volgende boodschap krijgen :

"The bank account: 03206490**** BIC ECOSNDA ECOBANK SENEGAL is currently under investigation for fraudulent activities! The transaction is suspended."

Jammer. Misschien probeert hij nog een keer. Heb nog geen mail ontvangen, als hij stil blijft wordt het eens tijd dat ik hem opbel, zo rond 4 uur 's nachts.

[Fien Fluytenzuyger]

Deze mail heb ik verstuurd vanuit het adres donotreply@secure****.***

Do not reply to this message, your reply will be discarded for
security reasons. Please use the dedicated secure contact form on our
website to contact Security ***.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Dear Sir,

We have noticed that you have used our service twice, without having
attained fruitful results. As such we are unable to transfer the sum
to your bank account, as you have not completed our psychological
profiling form.

When you complete said psychological profiling form within 7 days
from now (the receival of this mail) we will be able to transfer your
required funds.

Please do note that, when 20% of the answers are the same, you WILL
need to repeat the psychological profiling form all over again. That
is to avoid copy/pasting.

We hope we can be of best service to you,

dr. Buster Hymen, Ph.D.
Security **** Administrator

Met als resultaat dat hij deze ochtend er alweer aan begonnen is. Ditmaal moet hij slechts 20 vragen beantwoorden, daar zal hij nu ongeveer aan komen. (19 vragen beantwoord)

Session starttime: 2010-08-01 01:20:01(GMT-7)
Session endtime: 2010-08-01 01:57:15(GMT-7)
Answers: 19

Q: Have you used Secure Shield service before?
A: I have heard about secure shield service fee, but i have not used it before. this is my first time of using it.
Q: If you answered yes to previous question, how many times?
A: I answered no meaning that i have not used it before. this is my first time of using it.
Q: Have you received other type of electronic transfers before?
A: If this is one of the Electronic transfer you mean, i have not received from it.
Q: Why are you receiving these funds?
A: I am receiving this fund for a legal service.
Q: Are the funds you intend to receive related to any criminal activity?
A: The fund i intends to receive has nothing to do with any criminal activity.
Q: Will the funds you receive be used for any criminal activities?
A: The fund is not going to be used for any criminal activity. but for a legal one.
Q: Do you have criminal record or are you being investigated for any crime?
A: I have no criminal record in my life, and will never have. i am also not been investigated for any crime
Q: Do you know anyone who is connected to organized crime?
A: I don't know anybody that is connected to organize crime.
Q: Do you know anyone who is being investigated for a crime?
A: I don't also know anyone who is being investigated for a crime.
Q: Do you know anyone who has been convicted for a crime?
A: I have no idea of anyone who has been convicted for a crime.
Q: What kind of people annoy you?
A: Those that have no truth in their lives. stubborn people annoys me.
Q: Do you think police TV dramas are realistic?
A: I think some of police TV dramas might be realistic, because i was not there when it happened.
Q: Do you know how to pump your own gas?
A: I think i know how to pump my own gas, if what i understood was what you meant.
Q: If you could choose how you were going to die, what would you choose your death to be?
A: No one chooses how he/she is going to die. the best known to God. because i cannot choose when God has not chosen.
Q: Do you know how to use any traditional weapons?
A: If cutlass is one of the Traditional Weapons, i think i know how to use it.
Q: What types of noise pollution do you hate the most?
A: Unnecessary noise making is one of the noise pollution i hate.
Q: What are some things that car drivers do that annoy you?
A: Being intoxicated on the staring, smoking while driving, and reading on the staring.
Q: What is the worst thing she/he ever did?
A: The worst thing he ever did is that he got drunk while driving. is not fair at all.
Q: Will the funds you receive be used for any criminal activities?
A: The fund am about to receive is not in any way going to be used for any criminal activities. rather for a legal activity.

[From_Vlaanderen]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Fien Fluytenzuyger

Deze mail heb ik verstuurd vanuit het adres donotreply@secure****.***


Met als resultaat dat hij deze ochtend er alweer aan begonnen is. Ditmaal moet hij slechts 20 vragen beantwoorden, daar zal hij nu ongeveer aan komen. (19 vragen beantwoord)

A: I think some of police TV dramas might be realistic, because i was not there when it happened.

[Steve_M]

Q: What are some things that car drivers do that annoy you?
A: Being intoxicated on the staring, smoking while driving, and reading on the staring.

WTF

[Visjnu]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Steve_M

Q: What are some things that car drivers do that annoy you?
A: Being intoxicated on the staring, smoking while driving, and reading on the staring.

WTF

Waarschijnlijk probeert hij letterlijk "l'alcool/... au volant" naar het engels te vertalen. "staring" zou dan voor "steering wheel" moeten staan.

[Herr Flick]

Als die nu nog niet door heeft dat ze met zijn kloten aan het spelen zijn, is t echt wel nen dumb ass...