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Indomitable · 21 april 2015, 07:38

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microwezen · 21 april 2015, 21:13

Indomitable · 22 april 2015, 18:51

microwezen · 22 april 2015, 22:59

SHABBAT ELEVATOR

Sabbath elevators are regular elevators programmed to stop at every floor during the Sabbath, removing the need to push buttons. They are the flying Dutchmen of vertical transportation equipment, the creepiest of Sabbath workarounds. You know that weird feeling you get when your elevator stops at a floor and nobody's there? Imagine if this happened on every floor. Spooky.

microwezen · 22 april 2015, 23:01

TAPE ON FRIDGE DOOR SWITCH

What could be more basic than the need for chilled sustenance between sundown Friday and sundown Saturday? Place a strip of masking tape over the refrigerator door switch, thus tricking the machine into thinking it has been devoutly closed. Fire is neither kindled nor extinguished, you've got something to eat, everyone's happy. All problems should be dealt with so easily.

microwezen · 22 april 2015, 23:05

THE INTERNET

A website can take orders after sundown Friday (although those orders can't get filled until after the Sabbath). E-commerce sites that refer to another site can make workarounds tricky—avoiding specific revenue from Sabbath orders is crucial—but from a commerce perspective, this is a godsend. For observant Jews, cyberspace is still a hotly contested gray zone, a kindled fire of many lusts. Just this May, an ultra-Orthodox group sold out NY's Citi Field with a Rally Against the Internet. At least some of the 40,000+ tickets were hawked on ultra-Orthodox websites. Imagine how G-D damned complex this is gonna get when robot butlers arrive.

microwezen · 22 april 2015, 23:08

SAVING A LIFE

This is called Pikuach Nefesh, and it's the big ticket cheat. All sorts of prohibited activities become possible if a life is on the line. And it stands to reason that the more lives can be saved, the more prohibited activities can be performed. Say some crafty terrorists worked out some insane Rube Goldberg contraption that required you to kindle a fire, debone a fish, and press a bunch of elevator buttons. As long as you save someone by your actions, it’s all on the table.

microwezen · 22 april 2015, 23:12

Kosher lampje:

microwezen · 22 april 2015, 23:34

Nog meer uitvindingen om je opperwezen te belazeren:

The Tzomet institute.

https://youtu.be/u5jTSloYbes

En maar blijven denken dat jaweh er in trapt.

Indomitable · 23 april 2015, 11:26

Indomitable · 23 april 2015, 12:18

18 april 2015, 04:52	#81
Indomitable Minister-President Geregistreerd: 26 september 2014 Berichten: 4.364	__________________ Life is a game of Chess, changing with each move. Abrahamic religions are the cults of death

19 april 2015, 11:53	#82
Indomitable Minister-President Geregistreerd: 26 september 2014 Berichten: 4.364	__________________ Life is a game of Chess, changing with each move. Abrahamic religions are the cults of death

19 april 2015, 12:15	#83
Indomitable Minister-President Geregistreerd: 26 september 2014 Berichten: 4.364	__________________ Life is a game of Chess, changing with each move. Abrahamic religions are the cults of death

19 april 2015, 14:32	#84
Indomitable Minister-President Geregistreerd: 26 september 2014 Berichten: 4.364	__________________ Life is a game of Chess, changing with each move. Abrahamic religions are the cults of death

19 april 2015, 16:06	#85
Indomitable Minister-President Geregistreerd: 26 september 2014 Berichten: 4.364	__________________ Life is a game of Chess, changing with each move. Abrahamic religions are the cults of death

19 april 2015, 16:34	#86
Indomitable Minister-President Geregistreerd: 26 september 2014 Berichten: 4.364	__________________ Life is a game of Chess, changing with each move. Abrahamic religions are the cults of death

19 april 2015, 19:04	#87
Indomitable Minister-President Geregistreerd: 26 september 2014 Berichten: 4.364	__________________ Life is a game of Chess, changing with each move. Abrahamic religions are the cults of death

19 april 2015, 19:15	#88
Wapper Perm. Vertegenwoordiger VN Geregistreerd: 7 juni 2014 Locatie: 't Steen Berichten: 15.456

19 april 2015, 19:28	#89
Wapper Perm. Vertegenwoordiger VN Geregistreerd: 7 juni 2014 Locatie: 't Steen Berichten: 15.456

21 april 2015, 07:38	#90
Indomitable Minister-President Geregistreerd: 26 september 2014 Berichten: 4.364	[IMG][/IMG] __________________ Life is a game of Chess, changing with each move. Abrahamic religions are the cults of death

21 april 2015, 21:13	#91
microwezen Parlementsvoorzitter Geregistreerd: 25 september 2013 Locatie: Cranleigh, UK Berichten: 2.398	__________________ Orwell's 1984 was een waarschuwing! GEEN HANDLEIDING! Atheïsme is geen geloofssysteem. Het vertelt niet hoe en wat je moet denken. Het is het resultaat van denken!

22 april 2015, 18:51	#92
Indomitable Minister-President Geregistreerd: 26 september 2014 Berichten: 4.364	__________________ Life is a game of Chess, changing with each move. Abrahamic religions are the cults of death

22 april 2015, 22:59	#93
microwezen Parlementsvoorzitter Geregistreerd: 25 september 2013 Locatie: Cranleigh, UK Berichten: 2.398	Hoe je virtuele vriendje te belazeren SHABBAT ELEVATOR Sabbath elevators are regular elevators programmed to stop at every floor during the Sabbath, removing the need to push buttons. They are the flying Dutchmen of vertical transportation equipment, the creepiest of Sabbath workarounds. You know that weird feeling you get when your elevator stops at a floor and nobody's there? Imagine if this happened on every floor. Spooky. __________________ Orwell's 1984 was een waarschuwing! GEEN HANDLEIDING! Atheïsme is geen geloofssysteem. Het vertelt niet hoe en wat je moet denken. Het is het resultaat van denken! Laatst gewijzigd door microwezen : 22 april 2015 om 23:06.

22 april 2015, 23:01	#94
microwezen Parlementsvoorzitter Geregistreerd: 25 september 2013 Locatie: Cranleigh, UK Berichten: 2.398	Hoe je virtuele vriendje te belazeren TAPE ON FRIDGE DOOR SWITCH What could be more basic than the need for chilled sustenance between sundown Friday and sundown Saturday? Place a strip of masking tape over the refrigerator door switch, thus tricking the machine into thinking it has been devoutly closed. Fire is neither kindled nor extinguished, you've got something to eat, everyone's happy. All problems should be dealt with so easily. __________________ Orwell's 1984 was een waarschuwing! GEEN HANDLEIDING! Atheïsme is geen geloofssysteem. Het vertelt niet hoe en wat je moet denken. Het is het resultaat van denken! Laatst gewijzigd door microwezen : 22 april 2015 om 23:07.

22 april 2015, 23:05	#95
microwezen Parlementsvoorzitter Geregistreerd: 25 september 2013 Locatie: Cranleigh, UK Berichten: 2.398	Hoe je virtuele vriendje te belazeren THE INTERNET A website can take orders after sundown Friday (although those orders can't get filled until after the Sabbath). E-commerce sites that refer to another site can make workarounds tricky—avoiding specific revenue from Sabbath orders is crucial—but from a commerce perspective, this is a godsend. For observant Jews, cyberspace is still a hotly contested gray zone, a kindled fire of many lusts. Just this May, an ultra-Orthodox group sold out NY's Citi Field with a Rally Against the Internet. At least some of the 40,000+ tickets were hawked on ultra-Orthodox websites. Imagine how G-D damned complex this is gonna get when robot butlers arrive. __________________ Orwell's 1984 was een waarschuwing! GEEN HANDLEIDING! Atheïsme is geen geloofssysteem. Het vertelt niet hoe en wat je moet denken. Het is het resultaat van denken! Laatst gewijzigd door microwezen : 22 april 2015 om 23:08.

22 april 2015, 23:08	#96
microwezen Parlementsvoorzitter Geregistreerd: 25 september 2013 Locatie: Cranleigh, UK Berichten: 2.398	Hoe je virtuele vriendje te belazeren SAVING A LIFE This is called Pikuach Nefesh, and it's the big ticket cheat. All sorts of prohibited activities become possible if a life is on the line. And it stands to reason that the more lives can be saved, the more prohibited activities can be performed. Say some crafty terrorists worked out some insane Rube Goldberg contraption that required you to kindle a fire, debone a fish, and press a bunch of elevator buttons. As long as you save someone by your actions, it’s all on the table. __________________ Orwell's 1984 was een waarschuwing! GEEN HANDLEIDING! Atheïsme is geen geloofssysteem. Het vertelt niet hoe en wat je moet denken. Het is het resultaat van denken! Laatst gewijzigd door microwezen : 22 april 2015 om 23:09.

22 april 2015, 23:12	#97
microwezen Parlementsvoorzitter Geregistreerd: 25 september 2013 Locatie: Cranleigh, UK Berichten: 2.398	Hoe je virtuele vriendje te belazeren Kosher lampje: __________________ Orwell's 1984 was een waarschuwing! GEEN HANDLEIDING! Atheïsme is geen geloofssysteem. Het vertelt niet hoe en wat je moet denken. Het is het resultaat van denken! Laatst gewijzigd door microwezen : 22 april 2015 om 23:36.

22 april 2015, 23:34	#98
microwezen Parlementsvoorzitter Geregistreerd: 25 september 2013 Locatie: Cranleigh, UK Berichten: 2.398	Hoe je virtuele vriendje te belazeren Nog meer uitvindingen om je opperwezen te belazeren: The Tzomet institute. https://youtu.be/u5jTSloYbes En maar blijven denken dat jaweh er in trapt. __________________ Orwell's 1984 was een waarschuwing! GEEN HANDLEIDING! Atheïsme is geen geloofssysteem. Het vertelt niet hoe en wat je moet denken. Het is het resultaat van denken! Laatst gewijzigd door microwezen : 22 april 2015 om 23:36.

23 april 2015, 11:26	#99
Indomitable Minister-President Geregistreerd: 26 september 2014 Berichten: 4.364	__________________ Life is a game of Chess, changing with each move. Abrahamic religions are the cults of death

23 april 2015, 12:18	#100
Indomitable Minister-President Geregistreerd: 26 september 2014 Berichten: 4.364	__________________ Life is a game of Chess, changing with each move. Abrahamic religions are the cults of death