Redneck Dayvorce

TomB · 20 mei 2003, 14:37

A redneck who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.

The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"

The redneck said, "I want to get one of those dayvorces".

The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?"

The redneck said, "Yes, I got 40 acres".

The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?"

The redneck said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays".

The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?"

The redneck said, "No, I ain't got a case, but I got a John Deere."

The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?"

The redneck said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John
Deere."

The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?".

The redneck said, "No, we both get up at 4:30".

The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?"

The redneck said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a
nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce!"

Vlad · 22 februari 2023, 12:35

Necromancer spelen is wel eens tof.

Xenophon · 22 februari 2023, 13:50

Citaat:

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Vlad

Necromancer spelen is wel eens tof.

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20 mei 2003, 14:37	#1
TomB Perm. Vertegenwoordiger VN Geregistreerd: 6 januari 2003 Locatie: US Berichten: 14.572	A redneck who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?" The redneck said, "I want to get one of those dayvorces". The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?" The redneck said, "Yes, I got 40 acres". The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?" The redneck said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays". The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?" The redneck said, "No, I ain't got a case, but I got a John Deere." The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?" The redneck said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere." The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?". The redneck said, "No, we both get up at 4:30". The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?" The redneck said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce!" __________________ In het begin was er niets, wat ontplofte.

22 februari 2023, 12:35	#2
Vlad Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 24 november 2012 Locatie: Toxandrië Berichten: 23.823	Necromancer spelen is wel eens tof. __________________ Ga maar na. De regering De Wever is een voortzetting van de regering Di Rupo. Er wordt op dezelfde plaatsen bespaard en gesmost. We zijn gestrikt. In de meltingpot gaat alles kapot, echte diversiteit op kop. Fietsers en voetgangers zijn sterke weggebruikers. Autodebielisten zijn zwakke weggebruikers. Ze kunnen zichzelf niet voortbewegen.