Di is helemaal te mad:

Derk de Tweede · 15 april 2009, 14:22

http://omegle.com/

Lekker chatten met een totaal onbekenden

Derk de Tweede · 15 april 2009, 14:40

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You: hi ha ho
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You: Save Belgium
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Zapatista · 15 april 2009, 20:02

Eindeloze pret, mooi gevonden.

From_Vlaanderen · 15 april 2009, 20:54

bizar.
Nu bezig over duvel.

Mitgard · 15 april 2009, 20:59

ik klik nooit op links van derk want die zitten altijd vol spyware, pop-ups en andere rommel.

From_Vlaanderen · 15 april 2009, 21:01

Lache die troep.

Jarno · 15 april 2009, 21:31

Stranger: I'm looking for a girl
You: Hi!
Stranger: I just talked to
Stranger: She wanted to give me nun porn
You: wasn't me
Stranger: But we got disconnected =(
Stranger: Are you sure?
Stranger: Do you have nun porn anyways?
You: no
Stranger: Oh =(
Stranger: What do you have?
You: but I do like to shove baseballbats up my ass
Stranger: Nummy
Stranger: I like to shove glass jars in my ass

Miljaar man!

Zapatista · 15 april 2009, 23:14

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I am iron man
Stranger: na na na na na na na na na na na na naaaaaa!

From_Vlaanderen · 15 april 2009, 23:40

'Normale gesprekken'

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: This chat is going to work, I feel it.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: FIESTY ONE YOU ARE
You: I feel the force, so
You: ASL
Stranger: 18 m scotland
Stranger: u
You: ** m Vlaanderen.
Stranger: is that near mt olympus
You: No, it is in Belgium.
Stranger: amazin
You: It is.
Stranger: very much so
You: What have you eaten this day?
Stranger: your mothers sweet juicy pussy
Stranger: you?
You: French fries with taratare and stoofvleessaus, thanx
You: Do you have an axe?
Stranger: not on me no
Stranger: i have a potato gun though
Stranger: and 34 and a half rounds of ammunition
You: Not a real one?
Stranger: no
You: Shame
Stranger: yep
Stranger: i like turtles
You: No turtle fetish with me.
Stranger: shame
You: yep
Stranger: FIESTY ONE YOU ARE
You: it's the Duvel in me.
You: Are you a student?
Stranger: im a gynacholigist
Stranger: you?
You: Defence.
Stranger: ministry of defence?
You: Defence
Stranger: do you like russians loaded with vodka and missiles?
You: No diffirent then 8y old niggers with kalasnikovs.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: STOP
You: Well, it is.
Stranger: hammer time (8)
Stranger: AS I WAS WALKING GINGERLY
Stranger: heres my addy - [email protected]
You: Pantera - Cowboys from hell
Stranger: ken
You: As in?
You: Well later
----
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heil Hitler!
You: Seig Heil!
Stranger: No Sieg Heil!
Stranger: Man you´re such an Asshole!
You: Yea, all the hitler stuff
You: not very liberal.
Stranger: You´re father fucked an Greek Gay in the Ass!
You: Michelangello?
Stranger: dein Papa ist von einem Griechen gefickt worden.
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Stranger: lksdafjklkhjldfkhjlsdf
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Stranger: sfdkljdfjklfdsakjldfsjkl
Stranger: fsdalkhkdhjlfkhas
Stranger: fsdlkdfjfklhfhdkl
You: Dat is geine duitch
Stranger: #fsadlkhsdfhkljfsdklhfsdklh
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Stranger: sydhvcäaknväakshv#ndfv
Stranger: nvasädvnaäsdvlasdfkvnsdfa
Stranger: nvasdnvöadvndfvnafds
You: I see, youre typing on a qwerty.
Stranger: nsdövnasdöfjvnöaenrväean04ur2t4jpäoü213�*r52 3jfvsdvm
Stranger: sdöavhn4ü2q0ifg´q34ghqnürgnevj#xv
Stranger: anvaehn ivhjq+weriäfvknq+r3we0gfjq3ß´4t924
Stranger: #jvüerg´j35üg9jh35´8bü0nv´3cmx1´m231rci41
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Stranger: 4nc´ürt129m48x´rm´48923nv509324cmusfjcasöcejk rfc
You: is this a clue?
Stranger: 234rc3ui4mtvc
Stranger: rucmü413riu´+fciu3425tg+´j4k23rt9guj235
Stranger: uitgc,k495ug´ü90uj5g+c4woeijg5k,
Stranger: cup34c59rugf´f4ü,jgfk+3v4gi
Stranger: installing Virus in
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
You: Boem.
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Stranger: usjd+ckdhjcwölnjrfd
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Stranger: m3cx4qriuüx23492urm,4ü392rt
Stranger: c43mux4ü9u312ü9utcmü34u5tv35
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Maximus Aurelius · 16 april 2009, 07:09

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: favorite band
You: queens of the stone age
You: you can live with that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

funny

Dronkoers · 16 april 2009, 08:21

Waarom krijg ik alleen maar seuten?

Dronkoers · 16 april 2009, 08:23

Misschien omdat ik het nie zo voor vreemde mensen heb

Derk de Tweede · 16 april 2009, 08:46

Citaat:

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Jarno

Stranger: I'm looking for a girl
You: Hi!
Stranger: I just talked to
Stranger: She wanted to give me nun porn
You: wasn't me
Stranger: But we got disconnected =(
Stranger: Are you sure?
Stranger: Do you have nun porn anyways?
You: no
Stranger: Oh =(
Stranger: What do you have?
You: but I do like to shove baseballbats up my ass
Stranger: Nummy
Stranger: I like to shove glass jars in my ass

Miljaar man!

Libro · 16 april 2009, 11:14

Citaat:

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door From_Vlaanderen

You: ** m Vlaanderen.
Stranger: is that near mt olympus
You: No, it is in Belgium.
Stranger: amazin

Subliem

Dronkoers · 16 april 2009, 11:34

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey Jude
You: Buprz
You: me drunk
Stranger: Idea
Stranger: Gone.
Stranger: Na
You: good

Stranger: nana
Stranger: nananan
Stranger: Heyyy Jude
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Heftruck · 16 april 2009, 11:48

Stranger: are you asian?
You: no
Stranger: are you a nigger?
You: no
Stranger: well ur boring
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dronkoers · 16 april 2009, 11:49

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Ya ya ya, cut the crap, you got porn?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Heftruck · 16 april 2009, 11:50

(Voor de kenners ..)

You: Are you god?!
Stranger: na
Stranger: are you?
You: I dunno
You: Some dude said God is in me.
You: Kinda pervert.
Stranger: kinda turning me on...
You: Make a move.
Stranger: I put on my robe and wizard hat

Dronkoers · 16 april 2009, 12:01

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey, asl?
You: buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurpz
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Dit is fun

Derk de Tweede · 16 april 2009, 12:07

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ho
Stranger: ha
Stranger: asl
You: They're coming to take me away a-haa
Stranger: lol wereto?
You: To the lunatics house
Stranger: about time i recon
You: recoN ?
You: Are you Dutch
Stranger: yes
You: Stupid Dutchman
Stranger: thanks
You: No Thanks

15 april 2009, 14:22	#1
Derk de Tweede Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 28 januari 2005 Locatie: Ergens tussen Dollard en Duinkerken Berichten: 37.539	Di is helemaal te mad: http://omegle.com/ Lekker chatten met een totaal onbekenden __________________

15 april 2009, 14:40	#2
Derk de Tweede Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 28 januari 2005 Locatie: Ergens tussen Dollard en Duinkerken Berichten: 37.539	Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi ha ho Stranger: H A B B O H O T E L B I T C H You: Save Belgium Your conversational partner has disconnected. __________________

15 april 2009, 20:54	#4
From_Vlaanderen Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 26 maart 2008 Locatie: Kempen Berichten: 22.730	bizar. Nu bezig over duvel. __________________ Laatst gewijzigd door From_Vlaanderen : 15 april 2009 om 20:57.

15 april 2009, 21:01	#6
From_Vlaanderen Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 26 maart 2008 Locatie: Kempen Berichten: 22.730	Lache die troep. __________________

15 april 2009, 21:31	#7
Jarno Parlementsvoorzitter Geregistreerd: 28 september 2006 Locatie: Hasselt Berichten: 2.020	Stranger: I'm looking for a girl You: Hi! Stranger: I just talked to Stranger: She wanted to give me nun porn You: wasn't me Stranger: But we got disconnected =( Stranger: Are you sure? Stranger: Do you have nun porn anyways? You: no Stranger: Oh =( Stranger: What do you have? You: but I do like to shove baseballbats up my ass Stranger: Nummy Stranger: I like to shove glass jars in my ass Miljaar man! __________________ "Het hele probleem met de wereld is dat dwazen en fanatici altijd zo zeker van zichzelf zijn, en wijze mensen toch zo vol van twijfel." Bertrand RUSSEL

15 april 2009, 20:02	#3
Zapatista Parlementslid Geregistreerd: 16 maart 2009 Locatie: De wereld Berichten: 1.603	Eindeloze pret, mooi gevonden.

15 april 2009, 20:59	#5
Mitgard Banneling Geregistreerd: 16 februari 2004 Berichten: 23.890	ik klik nooit op links van derk want die zitten altijd vol spyware, pop-ups en andere rommel.

15 april 2009, 23:14	#8
Zapatista Parlementslid Geregistreerd: 16 maart 2009 Locatie: De wereld Berichten: 1.603	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I am iron man Stranger: na na na na na na na na na na na na naaaaaa! Laatst gewijzigd door Zapatista : 15 april 2009 om 23:15.

15 april 2009, 23:40	#9
From_Vlaanderen Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 26 maart 2008 Locatie: Kempen Berichten: 22.730	'Normale gesprekken' Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: This chat is going to work, I feel it. Stranger: lol Stranger: FIESTY ONE YOU ARE You: I feel the force, so You: ASL Stranger: 18 m scotland Stranger: u You: ** m Vlaanderen. Stranger: is that near mt olympus You: No, it is in Belgium. Stranger: amazin You: It is. Stranger: very much so You: What have you eaten this day? Stranger: your mothers sweet juicy pussy Stranger: you? You: French fries with taratare and stoofvleessaus, thanx You: Do you have an axe? Stranger: not on me no Stranger: i have a potato gun though Stranger: and 34 and a half rounds of ammunition You: Not a real one? Stranger: no You: Shame Stranger: yep Stranger: i like turtles You: No turtle fetish with me. Stranger: shame You: yep Stranger: FIESTY ONE YOU ARE You: it's the Duvel in me. You: Are you a student? Stranger: im a gynacholigist Stranger: you? You: Defence. Stranger: ministry of defence? You: Defence Stranger: do you like russians loaded with vodka and missiles? You: No diffirent then 8y old niggers with kalasnikovs. Stranger: i see Stranger: STOP You: Well, it is. Stranger: hammer time (8) Stranger: AS I WAS WALKING GINGERLY Stranger: heres my addy - [email protected] You: Pantera - Cowboys from hell Stranger: ken You: As in? You: Well later ---- Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Heil Hitler! You: Seig Heil! Stranger: No Sieg Heil! Stranger: Man you´re such an Asshole! You: Yea, all the hitler stuff You: not very liberal. Stranger: You´re father fucked an Greek Gay in the Ass! You: Michelangello? Stranger: dein Papa ist von einem Griechen gefickt worden. Stranger: jklsfadjkljklsdf# Stranger: lksdafjklkhjldfkhjlsdf Stranger: lkhsfkjfklhödsahklhklas Stranger: sdfakljdfjkldsfkhldfklhs Stranger: sfdkljdfjklfdsakjldfsjkl Stranger: fsdalkhkdhjlfkhas Stranger: fsdlkdfjfklhfhdkl You: Dat is geine duitch Stranger: #fsadlkhsdfhkljfsdklhfsdklh Stranger: sfdlkhdfskhlfdslhkkhlsd Stranger: sdflkfdshkldflhkdfas Stranger: kl.ahhkldfalkhhf Stranger: asfkldfhjdflskh Stranger: sflksdfhflkhf Stranger: sdlkhdhklahfs Stranger: +saflkhsfdaklhdfhkl Stranger: fdslkdfshlkfha Stranger: fsdkihfolawehifhwe Stranger: re32izh09r4z3hqfwerf Stranger: dhpoqihefn Stranger: q3izhfr2psdafasdfas Stranger: fhwaöehfaäwiehjf Stranger: sydhvcäaknväakshv#ndfv Stranger: nvasädvnaäsdvlasdfkvnsdfa Stranger: nvasdnvöadvndfvnafds You: I see, youre typing on a qwerty. Stranger: nsdövnasdöfjvnöaenrväean04ur2t4jpäoü213�*r52 3jfvsdvm Stranger: sdöavhn4ü2q0ifg´q34ghqnürgnevj#xv Stranger: anvaehn ivhjq+weriäfvknq+r3we0gfjq3ß´4t924 Stranger: #jvüerg´j35üg9jh35´8bü0nv´3cmx1´m231rci41 Stranger: v34un ´9rtu134c05r4ß12´34c´ß9123´rcßx9´cm234rx´ ß1423m Stranger: 4nc´ürt129m48x´rm´48923nv509324cmusfjcasöcejk rfc You: is this a clue? Stranger: 234rc3ui4mtvc Stranger: rucmü413riu´+fciu3425tg+´j4k23rt9guj235 Stranger: uitgc,k495ug´ü90uj5g+c4woeijg5k, Stranger: cup34c59rugf´f4ü,jgfk+3v4gi Stranger: installing Virus in Stranger: 3 Stranger: 2 Stranger: 1 You: Boem. Stranger: I banged your mom! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: hföasdj+4ejc Stranger: usjd+ckdhjcwölnjrfd Stranger: öcseamjfnü3nuwq4rf9v3u4vnüt9u432 Stranger: ucn1ü94ru1ü4ucrüm94xyü,mx Stranger: m3cx4qriuüx23492urm,4ü392rt Stranger: c43mux4ü9u312ü9utcmü34u5tv35 Your conversational partner has disconnected. __________________

16 april 2009, 07:09	#10
Maximus Aurelius Staatssecretaris Geregistreerd: 2 december 2008 Locatie: in een absurde realiteit van alcohol, sigaretten & werk Berichten: 2.694	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: favorite band You: queens of the stone age You: you can live with that? Your conversational partner has disconnected funny __________________ "Shove those taxes up your ass, you f*en politicians!" - Maximus Aurelius met menig promille in het bloed, lente 2011.

16 april 2009, 08:21	#11
Dronkoers Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 21 januari 2007 Locatie: Vlaanderen Berichten: 84.071	Waarom krijg ik alleen maar seuten? __________________ PBL-RKT Undefeated Army Bietan Jarrai

16 april 2009, 08:23	#12
Dronkoers Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 21 januari 2007 Locatie: Vlaanderen Berichten: 84.071	Misschien omdat ik het nie zo voor vreemde mensen heb __________________ PBL-RKT Undefeated Army Bietan Jarrai

16 april 2009, 11:34	#15
Dronkoers Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 21 januari 2007 Locatie: Vlaanderen Berichten: 84.071	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey Jude You: Buprz You: me drunk Stranger: Idea Stranger: Gone. Stranger: Na You: good Stranger: nana Stranger: nananan Stranger: Heyyy Jude Your conversational partner has disconnected. __________________ PBL-RKT Undefeated Army Bietan Jarrai

16 april 2009, 11:48	#16
Heftruck Perm. Vertegenwoordiger VN Geregistreerd: 15 februari 2006 Berichten: 11.670	Stranger: are you asian? You: no Stranger: are you a nigger? You: no Stranger: well ur boring Your conversational partner has disconnected.

16 april 2009, 11:49	#17
Dronkoers Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 21 januari 2007 Locatie: Vlaanderen Berichten: 84.071	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Ya ya ya, cut the crap, you got porn? Your conversational partner has disconnected __________________ PBL-RKT Undefeated Army Bietan Jarrai

16 april 2009, 11:50	#18
Heftruck Perm. Vertegenwoordiger VN Geregistreerd: 15 februari 2006 Berichten: 11.670	(Voor de kenners ..) You: Are you god?! Stranger: na Stranger: are you? You: I dunno You: Some dude said God is in me. You: Kinda pervert. Stranger: kinda turning me on... You: Make a move. Stranger: I put on my robe and wizard hat

16 april 2009, 12:01	#19
Dronkoers Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 21 januari 2007 Locatie: Vlaanderen Berichten: 84.071	Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey, asl? You: buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurpz Your conversational partner has disconnected. Dit is fun __________________ PBL-RKT Undefeated Army Bietan Jarrai

16 april 2009, 12:07	#20
Derk de Tweede Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 28 januari 2005 Locatie: Ergens tussen Dollard en Duinkerken Berichten: 37.539	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: ho Stranger: ha Stranger: asl You: They're coming to take me away a-haa Stranger: lol wereto? You: To the lunatics house Stranger: about time i recon You: recoN ? You: Are you Dutch Stranger: yes You: Stupid Dutchman Stranger: thanks You: No Thanks __________________