Redneck Dayvorce

TomB · 20 mei 2003, 14:37

A redneck who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.

The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"

The redneck said, "I want to get one of those dayvorces".

The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?"

The redneck said, "Yes, I got 40 acres".

The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?"

The redneck said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays".

The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?"

The redneck said, "No, I ain't got a case, but I got a John Deere."

The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?"

The redneck said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John
Deere."

The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?".

The redneck said, "No, we both get up at 4:30".

The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?"

The redneck said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a
nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce!"

Vlad · 22 februari 2023, 12:35

Necromancer spelen is wel eens tof.

Xenophon · 22 februari 2023, 13:50

Citaat:

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Vlad

Necromancer spelen is wel eens tof.

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20 mei 2003, 14:37	#1
TomB Perm. Vertegenwoordiger VN Geregistreerd: 6 januari 2003 Locatie: US Berichten: 14.572	A redneck who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?" The redneck said, "I want to get one of those dayvorces". The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?" The redneck said, "Yes, I got 40 acres". The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?" The redneck said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays". The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?" The redneck said, "No, I ain't got a case, but I got a John Deere." The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?" The redneck said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere." The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?". The redneck said, "No, we both get up at 4:30". The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?" The redneck said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce!" __________________ In het begin was er niets, wat ontplofte.

22 februari 2023, 12:35	#2
Vlad Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 24 november 2012 Locatie: Toxandrië Berichten: 24.521	Necromancer spelen is wel eens tof. __________________ Tijd voor Ättestupa.