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Jarno · 17 april 2009, 15:28

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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door fox

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: what's asl? some kind of desease you have?
Stranger: aaaarghh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

De conversatie erna

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl ?
You: what's asl? some kind of desease you have?
Stranger: apparently you have it
Stranger: morons like you make me sick
You: Could be
Stranger: so why dont you take ur nutsack and shove it up ur ass while your at it
Stranger: fuck you jerk

Neen, dit is het niet.

Bovenbuur · 17 april 2009, 18:08

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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Jarno

Neen, dit is het niet.

Hij vroeg om je leeftijd, je geslacht en je locatie, en hij was waarschijnlijk 15 jaar oud...

Bovenbuur · 17 april 2009, 18:10

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: *says hi*
Stranger: yes?
You: no?
Stranger: hah
You: Maybe perhaps?
Stranger: what
Stranger: i from China
You: i from Netherlands
You: This site is kinda pointless, right?
Stranger: sorry?
Stranger: moi ,right?
You: I was saying that the whole idea of chatting to a random stranger is just what the world needs, or something.
You: What do you mean by "moi, right"?
Stranger: in your country ,hello =moi ?
You: Almost, hello = hoi, or hallo
You: moi = me, but then in French. Because that's what I read and it's pronounced differently I hadn't made the link with "hoi".
Stranger: i here first
You: Haven't been here before either...
Stranger: u looks genuine
You: How do you mean that?
Stranger: I was saying that the whole idea of chatting to a random stranger is just what the world needs, or something
Stranger: u know China?
You: Hé, you stole my line!
You: I haven't been to China, but I "know it, sort of. It's hard to miss...
You: I heard we're going to be at war soon.
You: Because the Dalai Lama is visiting us.
You:

Stranger: oh you know him
You: Heard of him
Stranger: chinese hate him
You: All Chinese hate him, most Chinese hate him, or the Chinese government hates him?
Stranger: he wants to abruption our country
Stranger: so all chinese
You: Yes he does, he claims a piece. But do all Chinese care about that piece?
You: For example, have you heard of Geert Wilders?
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: yes .all chinese cares
You: He's a loud screaming politician from a border province in the Netherlands. If he were to claim that piece and most of the people who live in it would agree, then I wouldn't care.
You: Oké, so that's Limburg, it's a bad example, but still...
Stranger: oh
Stranger: how do you think of China
You: Has a strong economy, long history, there are some good things to say for the one child policy, freedom of speech could be a bit more elaborate though.
You: But hey, I gotta go now. It's been very nice chatting with you
Stranger: me too , bye

Derk de Tweede · 17 april 2009, 18:44

Stranger: Hola
You: Cola
Stranger: Como estas ?
You: Are you Spaniard
Stranger: Sorry, I don't know any other spanish words
You: You must learn and go back to school.
Stranger: Parlez-vous français ?
You: NON
You: I hate fucking French
Stranger: I'm not french actually
Stranger: I'm from Belgium
You: I 'm so sorry for you,
Stranger: F**k
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

From_Vlaanderen · 17 april 2009, 22:53

Niet gewoon derk.

Weezer · 17 april 2009, 22:58

Stranger: HAHAHAH
You: ¿Que?
Stranger: EVERYONE ALWAYS DISCONNECTS WHEN I TELL THEM THAT MY MOM JUST FARTED, BUT ITS A TRUE STORY
Stranger: SO I DUNNO WHY THEY DO
Stranger: ;-;
Stranger: FUCK YOUR SPANISH
Stranger: SHIT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

From_Vlaanderen · 18 april 2009, 00:03

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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door From_Vlaanderen

Niet gewoon derk.

Wel nice voor dus effectief contacten te leggen met mensen, en die mannen hun opinie te horen over bepaalde zaken.

Een amerikaanse bv. Die vinden het raar dat je over seks begint. Toch straf hé. Dus dan gaan we daar op verder met holebi rechten.

Paracelsus · 18 april 2009, 02:38

(deze persoon is een Amerikaan die in Holland woont maar wil verhuizen naar België)

You: Yeah Holland and Flanders, they make fun of each other, but it is not hostile. As you know Belgium is a pretty funny country
Stranger: yeah but i must tell u love the way u guys speak

From_Vlaanderen · 18 april 2009, 11:47

Citaat:

Citaat:Stranger: r u male or female ?
You: Male
You: you?
Stranger: female
You: Yeha, a swedish girl
You:
Stranger: hehe yea
Stranger: do you have msn ?
You: yes
Stranger: you wanna talk there instead ?
You: Ok, no prob
You: give me you're hotmail.
Stranger: a******[email protected]

Dat moet gewoon ne gast zijn.

Maximus Aurelius · 18 april 2009, 12:03

Stranger: yeah but im girl
You: who isn't these days
You: when i look in the mirror and see my boobs, i think i'm a girl sometimes too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Maximus Aurelius · 18 april 2009, 12:12

Stranger: I fucked my mom last night.
You: uhu
You: go on
Stranger: OH SHIT I mean your mom
Stranger: SHIT
You: lol
You: well said, mate!
You: ne lapsus gelijk da we zeggen

Dronkoers · 18 april 2009, 12:15

Gij hebt uw plezier ook gevonden eh

Maximus Aurelius · 18 april 2009, 12:16

tzal wel. We go on:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sä oot kaikkea sitä mistä mä pidän, sä oot kaikkea sitä
mä oon kaikkea sitä mistä sä pidät
You: pita?
Stranger: what
You: alles van grrroentjes

Daimanta · 18 april 2009, 12:58

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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Maximus Aurelius

Stranger: I fucked my mom last night.
You: uhu
You: go on
Stranger: OH SHIT I mean your mom
Stranger: SHIT
You: lol
You: well said, mate!
You: ne lapsus gelijk da we zeggen

Dronkoers · 18 april 2009, 13:14

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: myspace?
You: Deutschland über alles!
You: yourspace
Stranger: Se é uma competição,
Stranger: ok
Stranger: eu falo portugues contigo
Stranger: ;D
You: espanol?
You: portuguese
Stranger: não
Stranger: é
You: habla habla
You: Ratamahatta
You: Tequilaaaaaaaah!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dronkoers · 18 april 2009, 13:14

Jarno · 18 april 2009, 13:51

You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I'm Jo De Poortere
You: what's your name?
Stranger: nike
You: I like to swaffel
You: do you like to swaffel?
Stranger: swaffel?
You: yes
You: it's shaking your piemel against objects or other people
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Txiki · 18 april 2009, 13:56

mannekes toch

Dronkoers · 18 april 2009, 17:26

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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Zapatista

Eindeloze pret, mooi gevonden.

Da eindeloos is toch rap gedaan vind ik

Zapatista · 18 april 2009, 17:38

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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Dronkoers

Da eindeloos is toch rap gedaan vind ik

Citaat:

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Jarno

You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I'm Jo De Poortere
You: what's your name?
Stranger: nike
You: I like to swaffel
You: do you like to swaffel?
Stranger: swaffel?
You: yes
You: it's shaking your piemel against objects or other people
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Echt niet.

17 april 2009, 18:10	#63
Bovenbuur Perm. Vertegenwoordiger VN Geregistreerd: 16 oktober 2006 Locatie: Stiekem toch weer bovenbuur Berichten: 15.426	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: says hi Stranger: yes? You: no? Stranger: hah You: Maybe perhaps? Stranger: what Stranger: i from China You: i from Netherlands You: This site is kinda pointless, right? Stranger: sorry? Stranger: moi ,right? You: I was saying that the whole idea of chatting to a random stranger is just what the world needs, or something. You: What do you mean by "moi, right"? Stranger: in your country ,hello =moi ? You: Almost, hello = hoi, or hallo You: moi = me, but then in French. Because that's what I read and it's pronounced differently I hadn't made the link with "hoi". Stranger: i here first You: Haven't been here before either... Stranger: u looks genuine You: How do you mean that? Stranger: I was saying that the whole idea of chatting to a random stranger is just what the world needs, or something Stranger: u know China? You: Hé, you stole my line! You: I haven't been to China, but I "know it, sort of. It's hard to miss... You: I heard we're going to be at war soon. You: Because the Dalai Lama is visiting us. You: Stranger: oh you know him You: Heard of him Stranger: chinese hate him You: All Chinese hate him, most Chinese hate him, or the Chinese government hates him? Stranger: he wants to abruption our country Stranger: so all chinese You: Yes he does, he claims a piece. But do all Chinese care about that piece? You: For example, have you heard of Geert Wilders? Stranger: i dont Stranger: yes .all chinese cares You: He's a loud screaming politician from a border province in the Netherlands. If he were to claim that piece and most of the people who live in it would agree, then I wouldn't care. You: Oké, so that's Limburg, it's a bad example, but still... Stranger: oh Stranger: how do you think of China You: Has a strong economy, long history, there are some good things to say for the one child policy, freedom of speech could be a bit more elaborate though. You: But hey, I gotta go now. It's been very nice chatting with you Stranger: me too , bye __________________ Waarschuwing: Dit onderschrift is pretentieus en kan (soms) bekend overkomen!

17 april 2009, 18:44	#64
Derk de Tweede Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 28 januari 2005 Locatie: Ergens tussen Dollard en Duinkerken Berichten: 37.539	Stranger: Hola You: Cola Stranger: Como estas ? You: Are you Spaniard Stranger: Sorry, I don't know any other spanish words You: You must learn and go back to school. Stranger: Parlez-vous français ? You: NON You: I hate fucking French Stranger: I'm not french actually Stranger: I'm from Belgium You: I 'm so sorry for you, Stranger: F**k Your conversational partner has disconnected. __________________

17 april 2009, 22:53	#65
From_Vlaanderen Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 26 maart 2008 Locatie: Kempen Berichten: 22.730	Niet gewoon derk. __________________

17 april 2009, 22:58	#66
Weezer Eur. Commissievoorzitter Geregistreerd: 25 april 2006 Locatie: Zeeuws-Vlaanderen Berichten: 9.152	Stranger: HAHAHAH You: ¿Que? Stranger: EVERYONE ALWAYS DISCONNECTS WHEN I TELL THEM THAT MY MOM JUST FARTED, BUT ITS A TRUE STORY Stranger: SO I DUNNO WHY THEY DO Stranger: ;-; Stranger: FUCK YOUR SPANISH Stranger: SHIT Your conversational partner has disconnected. __________________ The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity - Abraham Lincoln

18 april 2009, 02:38	#68
Paracelsus Minister Geregistreerd: 3 augustus 2005 Locatie: bij de meisjes van Mokroje Berichten: 3.104	(deze persoon is een Amerikaan die in Holland woont maar wil verhuizen naar België) You: Yeah Holland and Flanders, they make fun of each other, but it is not hostile. As you know Belgium is a pretty funny country Stranger: yeah but i must tell u love the way u guys speak Laatst gewijzigd door Paracelsus : 18 april 2009 om 02:40.

18 april 2009, 12:03	#70
Maximus Aurelius Staatssecretaris Geregistreerd: 2 december 2008 Locatie: in een absurde realiteit van alcohol, sigaretten & werk Berichten: 2.694	Stranger: yeah but im girl You: who isn't these days You: when i look in the mirror and see my boobs, i think i'm a girl sometimes too Your conversational partner has disconnected. __________________ "Shove those taxes up your ass, you f*en politicians!" - Maximus Aurelius met menig promille in het bloed, lente 2011.

18 april 2009, 12:12	#71
Maximus Aurelius Staatssecretaris Geregistreerd: 2 december 2008 Locatie: in een absurde realiteit van alcohol, sigaretten & werk Berichten: 2.694	Stranger: I fucked my mom last night. You: uhu You: go on Stranger: OH SHIT I mean your mom Stranger: SHIT You: lol You: well said, mate! You: ne lapsus gelijk da we zeggen __________________ "Shove those taxes up your ass, you f*en politicians!" - Maximus Aurelius met menig promille in het bloed, lente 2011.

18 april 2009, 12:15	#72
Dronkoers Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 21 januari 2007 Locatie: Vlaanderen Berichten: 84.071	Gij hebt uw plezier ook gevonden eh __________________ PBL-RKT Undefeated Army Bietan Jarrai

18 april 2009, 12:16	#73
Maximus Aurelius Staatssecretaris Geregistreerd: 2 december 2008 Locatie: in een absurde realiteit van alcohol, sigaretten & werk Berichten: 2.694	tzal wel. We go on: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: sä oot kaikkea sitä mistä mä pidän, sä oot kaikkea sitä mä oon kaikkea sitä mistä sä pidät You: pita? Stranger: what You: alles van grrroentjes __________________ "Shove those taxes up your ass, you f*en politicians!" - Maximus Aurelius met menig promille in het bloed, lente 2011.

18 april 2009, 13:14	#75
Dronkoers Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 21 januari 2007 Locatie: Vlaanderen Berichten: 84.071	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: myspace? You: Deutschland über alles! You: yourspace Stranger: Se é uma competição, Stranger: ok Stranger: eu falo portugues contigo Stranger: ;D You: espanol? You: portuguese Stranger: não Stranger: é You: habla habla You: Ratamahatta You: Tequilaaaaaaaah! Your conversational partner has disconnected. __________________ PBL-RKT Undefeated Army Bietan Jarrai

18 april 2009, 13:14	#76
Dronkoers Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 21 januari 2007 Locatie: Vlaanderen Berichten: 84.071	__________________ PBL-RKT Undefeated Army Bietan Jarrai

18 april 2009, 13:51	#77
Jarno Parlementsvoorzitter Geregistreerd: 28 september 2006 Locatie: Hasselt Berichten: 2.020	You: Hi! Stranger: hi You: I'm Jo De Poortere You: what's your name? Stranger: nike You: I like to swaffel You: do you like to swaffel? Stranger: swaffel? You: yes You: it's shaking your piemel against objects or other people Your conversational partner has disconnected. __________________ "Het hele probleem met de wereld is dat dwazen en fanatici altijd zo zeker van zichzelf zijn, en wijze mensen toch zo vol van twijfel." Bertrand RUSSEL

18 april 2009, 13:56	#78
Txiki Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 11 september 2007 Locatie: Killucan Berichten: 57.743	mannekes toch __________________ I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.