Di is helemaal te mad: - Pagina 2

Dronkoers · 16 april 2009, 12:10

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ho
Stranger: ha
Stranger: asl
You: They're coming to take me away a-haa
Stranger: lol wereto?
You: To the lunatics house
Stranger: about time i recon
You: recoN ?
You: Are you Dutch
Stranger: yes
You: Stupid Dutchman
Stranger: thanks
You: No Thanks

fox · 16 april 2009, 12:13

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Stranger: hi iam erik from holland....
You: ho
You: hollanders, je vindt ze echt overal
You: carravannevolk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nelle · 16 april 2009, 12:20

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hallo hoe is het
Stranger: goed
You: lap
Stranger: ?
You: ja, jij spreekt nederlands
Stranger: waar woon je?:O

You: in Vlaanderen
You: gij?
Stranger: oonederland
Stranger: doei

Jarno · 16 april 2009, 12:21

You: fart
You: kinda smelly one
Stranger: in your face? hm yea that smells
You: when it's in your mouth, you can taste it
Stranger: no i dont like farts .
Stranger: do you
You: only the good one's
You: not the gay kind
Stranger: are you gay
You: no
You: you?
Stranger: im a gay elephant hows that
You: do you put your slurf into other elephants?
Stranger: yea how 'bout that
You: pretty rough
Stranger: i love robots
You: doesn't that smell like fart?
You: what kind of robots?
Stranger: YOUR ass
Stranger: dickhead
You: it's not nice to be that rude
You: didn't your mommy told you?
Stranger: i dont have a mummy
You: she sure told me, your mommy
Stranger: you made me crry
You: it's gay to cry
You: maby that's why you're mommy is dead
You: because you're gay
Stranger: dont talk about my mummy
Stranger: ive told you before im gay
You: maybe your mommy was so sad she died of it because you are gay
Stranger: youre not nice to me
You: you called me a dickhead
You: then I'll act like one

Jarno · 16 april 2009, 12:22

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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door fox

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi iam erik from holland....
You: ho
You: hollanders, je vindt ze echt overal
You: carravannevolk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

fox · 16 april 2009, 12:30

WTF???

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: who's this?
You: donald duck
Stranger: the Donald I know?
You: are you there micky?
You: I am looking for Minnie, but I can't find here
You: you know where she is?
Stranger: dude don't f*ck with I'm paranoid
You: she's hot
You: I don't want to f*ck with you
You: I want to f*uck Minnie
You: are you jealous Mickey?
Stranger: wanna cyber then?
You: nah, I rather have her in real life
Stranger: bye then

Nelle · 16 april 2009, 12:39

You: knock knock
Stranger: hey bitch
You: hey klojo
Stranger: wat the hell does that mean
You: it has nothing to do with hell

Dronkoers · 16 april 2009, 15:06

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Jezus leeft!
Stranger: ow...
Stranger: prijs de heer
Stranger: 7,50
You: ach nee, je verstaat me

You: 7.5 is wel veel

Stranger: hoe is het met hem?
You: last van de wreed en handpalmen
You: wreef*
Stranger: ach.... maar hij heeft nog wel wat spijkers te koop?
You: oh, is hij een kapitalist? Wist ik niet
Stranger: heeft ie van z'n vader....
You: Moet zijn dan
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Derk de Tweede · 16 april 2009, 15:21

You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: Please disconnect
Stranger: &^%^&&*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dronkoers · 16 april 2009, 15:24

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: say hi
You: no i won't
You: say, helloooooooooooooow!
You:

You: i'm a lunatic
Connection imploded.

Derk de Tweede · 16 april 2009, 15:31

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Stranger: heyy a/s/l?
You: What ?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Amsterdam
Stranger: are you boy or girl
You: Both

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bieke haydn · 16 april 2009, 15:46

Dronkoers · 16 april 2009, 15:49

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Hi

Low

bieke haydn · 16 april 2009, 15:50

low countryman ?

Dronkoers · 16 april 2009, 15:55

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low countryman ?

Ik doe gewoon tegendraads

Jij bent nieuw hier zie ik?

bieke haydn · 16 april 2009, 16:09

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Ik doe gewoon tegendraads

Jij bent nieuw hier zie ik?

de tegendraad, die bestaat nog niet geloof ik
de tenendraad daarentegen

volkomen

tips voor nieuwkomers ?

bieke haydn · 16 april 2009, 16:11

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Ik doe gewoon tegendraads

Jij bent nieuw hier zie ik?

ps je moet in de draad immigratie echt eens dat item over rondhangjongeren lezen, er werd je daar door Firestone een serieus voorstel gedaan me dunkt

Dronkoers · 16 april 2009, 16:16

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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door bieke haydn

ps je moet in de draad immigratie echt eens dat item over rondhangjongeren lezen, er werd je daar door Firestone een serieus voorstel gedaan me dunkt

Ah, dat moet eens gaan zien

Dronkoers · 16 april 2009, 16:30

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i drink blood
Stranger: hi
Stranger: realy?
You: why does everybody says "hi"?

Stranger: dulce
You: yeah, i really like blood from goats, hommage to Satan
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From_Vlaanderen · 16 april 2009, 19:33

Straf hé hoe snel dat sommige mensen hun naam geven.
Blijkbaar een blonde uit Noorwegen.

Citaat:

You: I'm going to lunch, keep it real next time ;-p
Stranger: Henriette Westbye on face

16 april 2009, 12:20	#23
Nelle Eur. Commissievoorzitter Geregistreerd: 6 oktober 2004 Berichten: 9.724	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hallo hoe is het Stranger: goed You: lap Stranger: ? You: ja, jij spreekt nederlands Stranger: waar woon je?:O You: in Vlaanderen You: gij? Stranger: oonederland Stranger: doei __________________ Blijf nog wat, je bent zo mooi Goethe

16 april 2009, 12:21	#24
Jarno Parlementsvoorzitter Geregistreerd: 28 september 2006 Locatie: Hasselt Berichten: 2.020	You: fart You: kinda smelly one Stranger: in your face? hm yea that smells You: when it's in your mouth, you can taste it Stranger: no i dont like farts . Stranger: do you You: only the good one's You: not the gay kind Stranger: are you gay You: no You: you? Stranger: im a gay elephant hows that You: do you put your slurf into other elephants? Stranger: yea how 'bout that You: pretty rough Stranger: i love robots You: doesn't that smell like fart? You: what kind of robots? Stranger: YOUR ass Stranger: dickhead You: it's not nice to be that rude You: didn't your mommy told you? Stranger: i dont have a mummy You: she sure told me, your mommy Stranger: you made me crry You: it's gay to cry You: maby that's why you're mommy is dead You: because you're gay Stranger: dont talk about my mummy Stranger: ive told you before im gay You: maybe your mommy was so sad she died of it because you are gay Stranger: youre not nice to me You: you called me a dickhead You: then I'll act like one __________________ "Het hele probleem met de wereld is dat dwazen en fanatici altijd zo zeker van zichzelf zijn, en wijze mensen toch zo vol van twijfel." Bertrand RUSSEL

16 april 2009, 12:39	#27
Nelle Eur. Commissievoorzitter Geregistreerd: 6 oktober 2004 Berichten: 9.724	You: knock knock Stranger: hey bitch You: hey klojo Stranger: wat the hell does that mean You: it has nothing to do with hell __________________ Blijf nog wat, je bent zo mooi Goethe

16 april 2009, 15:06	#28
Dronkoers Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 21 januari 2007 Locatie: Vlaanderen Berichten: 84.071	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Jezus leeft! Stranger: ow... Stranger: prijs de heer Stranger: 7,50 You: ach nee, je verstaat me You: 7.5 is wel veel Stranger: hoe is het met hem? You: last van de wreed en handpalmen You: wreef* Stranger: ach.... maar hij heeft nog wel wat spijkers te koop? You: oh, is hij een kapitalist? Wist ik niet Stranger: heeft ie van z'n vader.... You: Moet zijn dan Your conversational partner has disconnected. __________________ PBL-RKT Undefeated Army Bietan Jarrai

16 april 2009, 15:21	#29
Derk de Tweede Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 28 januari 2005 Locatie: Ergens tussen Dollard en Duinkerken Berichten: 37.539	You: hi Stranger: hello You: Please disconnect Stranger: &^%^&&* Your conversational partner has disconnected. __________________

16 april 2009, 12:13	#22
fox Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 1 februari 2007 Berichten: 33.537	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi iam erik from holland.... You: ho You: hollanders, je vindt ze echt overal You: carravannevolk Your conversational partner has disconnected.

16 april 2009, 12:30	#26
fox Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 1 februari 2007 Berichten: 33.537	WTF??? You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: who's this? You: donald duck Stranger: the Donald I know? You: are you there micky? You: I am looking for Minnie, but I can't find here You: you know where she is? Stranger: dude don't fck with I'm paranoid You: she's hot You: I don't want to fck with you You: I want to f*uck Minnie You: are you jealous Mickey? Stranger: wanna cyber then? You: nah, I rather have her in real life Stranger: bye then

16 april 2009, 15:24	#30
Dronkoers Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 21 januari 2007 Locatie: Vlaanderen Berichten: 84.071	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: say hi You: no i won't You: say, helloooooooooooooow! You: You: i'm a lunatic Connection imploded. __________________ PBL-RKT Undefeated Army Bietan Jarrai

16 april 2009, 15:31	#31
Derk de Tweede Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 28 januari 2005 Locatie: Ergens tussen Dollard en Duinkerken Berichten: 37.539	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heyy a/s/l? You: What ? Stranger: where are you from? You: Amsterdam Stranger: are you boy or girl You: Both Your conversational partner has disconnected. __________________

16 april 2009, 15:46	#32
bieke haydn Banneling Geregistreerd: 16 april 2009 Berichten: 31	Hi

16 april 2009, 15:50	#34
bieke haydn Banneling Geregistreerd: 16 april 2009 Berichten: 31	low countryman ? Laatst gewijzigd door bieke haydn : 16 april 2009 om 15:51.

16 april 2009, 16:30	#39
Dronkoers Secretaris-Generaal VN Geregistreerd: 21 januari 2007 Locatie: Vlaanderen Berichten: 84.071	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: i drink blood Stranger: hi Stranger: realy? You: why does everybody says "hi"? Stranger: dulce You: yeah, i really like blood from goats, hommage to Satan Your conversational partner has disconnected. __________________ PBL-RKT Undefeated Army Bietan Jarrai