Conversation with God, and the real reason why God created Eve... - Pagina 3

Tzuvar Raemborr · 21 augustus 2004, 01:33

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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door oriana

Spijtig dat jij dat niet kunt he?

oriana · 21 augustus 2004, 01:33

[size=4]Een abonnementje voor iedereen??? [/size]

oriana · 21 augustus 2004, 01:34

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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Tzuvar Raemborr

Spijtig dat jij dat niet kunt he?

idd, zou handig zijn

oriana · 21 augustus 2004, 01:35

Doet me aan MT denken

ingenious · 21 augustus 2004, 01:42

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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door oriana

Doet me aan MT denken

MT is wel ne cassanova hé

Tzuvar Raemborr · 21 augustus 2004, 01:43

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Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door oriana

Doet me aan MT denken

Dat werkt wel in beide richtingen

oriana · 21 augustus 2004, 01:45

Je bedoelt, what MEN are looking for ? <onschuldige blik>

ingenious · 21 augustus 2004, 01:55

Tzuvar Raemborr · 21 augustus 2004, 01:56

Tzuvar Raemborr · 21 augustus 2004, 01:58

Toetsenbord voor vrouwen.

oriana · 21 augustus 2004, 01:59

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

oriana · 21 augustus 2004, 02:00

What did God say after creating Eve?
Practice makes perfect.

oriana · 21 augustus 2004, 02:00

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

oriana · 21 augustus 2004, 02:01

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They don't stop and ask for directions.

oriana · 21 augustus 2004, 02:01

ingenious · 21 augustus 2004, 02:02

why men die younger

oriana · 21 augustus 2004, 02:05

oriana · 21 augustus 2004, 02:08

The MAN song !

ingenious · 21 augustus 2004, 02:09

verschil tussen man en vrouw

oriana · 21 augustus 2004, 02:10

One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength .... and the tools .... to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools....and the intelligence .... to cross this river." And poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.

21 augustus 2004, 01:33	#42
oriana Minister-President Geregistreerd: 16 mei 2004 Locatie: Kempen Berichten: 5.384	[size=4]Een abonnementje voor iedereen??? [/size] __________________ [size=1] [/size]

21 augustus 2004, 01:35	#44
oriana Minister-President Geregistreerd: 16 mei 2004 Locatie: Kempen Berichten: 5.384	Doet me aan MT denken __________________ [size=1] [/size]

21 augustus 2004, 01:45	#47
oriana Minister-President Geregistreerd: 16 mei 2004 Locatie: Kempen Berichten: 5.384	Je bedoelt, what MEN are looking for ? <onschuldige blik> __________________ [size=1] [/size]

21 augustus 2004, 01:56	#49
Tzuvar Raemborr Minister Geregistreerd: 4 maart 2004 Berichten: 3.495	__________________ I'm still standing, better than I ever did, Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid. __________________ But I'm stubborn, like those garbage bags that time cannot decay, I'm junk but I'm still holding up this little wild bouquet.

21 augustus 2004, 01:58	#50
Tzuvar Raemborr Minister Geregistreerd: 4 maart 2004 Berichten: 3.495	Toetsenbord voor vrouwen. __________________ I'm still standing, better than I ever did, Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid. __________________ But I'm stubborn, like those garbage bags that time cannot decay, I'm junk but I'm still holding up this little wild bouquet.

21 augustus 2004, 01:59	#51
oriana Minister-President Geregistreerd: 16 mei 2004 Locatie: Kempen Berichten: 5.384	Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." __________________ [size=1] [/size]

21 augustus 2004, 02:00	#52
oriana Minister-President Geregistreerd: 16 mei 2004 Locatie: Kempen Berichten: 5.384	What did God say after creating Eve? Practice makes perfect. __________________ [size=1] [/size]

21 augustus 2004, 02:01	#54
oriana Minister-President Geregistreerd: 16 mei 2004 Locatie: Kempen Berichten: 5.384	Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They don't stop and ask for directions. __________________ [size=1] [/size]

21 augustus 2004, 02:01	#55
oriana Minister-President Geregistreerd: 16 mei 2004 Locatie: Kempen Berichten: 5.384	__________________ [size=1] [/size]

21 augustus 2004, 02:05	#57
oriana Minister-President Geregistreerd: 16 mei 2004 Locatie: Kempen Berichten: 5.384	__________________ [size=1] [/size]

21 augustus 2004, 02:08	#58
oriana Minister-President Geregistreerd: 16 mei 2004 Locatie: Kempen Berichten: 5.384	The MAN song ! __________________ [size=1] [/size]

21 augustus 2004, 02:10	#60
oriana Minister-President Geregistreerd: 16 mei 2004 Locatie: Kempen Berichten: 5.384	One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times. Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength .... and the tools .... to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times. The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools....and the intelligence .... to cross this river." And poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge. __________________ [size=1] [/size] Laatst gewijzigd door oriana : 21 augustus 2004 om 02:11.