Uw moeder !

[Droopy]

[SIZE=4]Your Mama So Fat...[/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...[/SIZE]
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she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

folk exercise by jogging around her!

when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie

NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

small objects orbit her.

she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

she could be the eighth continent.

she nearly put Safeway out of business

the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

her Uni graduation photo was an aerial

when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

her fave food is seconds.

her belt size is Equator.

she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid

she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her

she shows up on radar.

she needs a map to find her butt.

she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!

she wears an asteroid belt.

her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'

she has TB ... 2 bellys.

she's once, twice, three times a lady.

she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

the circus use her as a trampoline

stunt agencies use her as an air mattress

when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'

she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen

she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!

she deep fries her toothpaste.[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=4]Yo Mama So Stupid[/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner

she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.

she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!

it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"

she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.

she sold her Car for Petrol cash!

she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund...

she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.

she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen.

she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.

I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.

she invented a silent car alarm.

that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean

she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies...

she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.

she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday.

she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.

she lost her shadow.

she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.

she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job

she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.

she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.

when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'
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Yo Momma Like

a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.

a bus - only 50 pence a ride

a 747 - a 3 man cock pit!

a shotgun - first she cocks...then she blows.

a Hoover - she sucks, blows, and finally gets laid back in the closet...

a BT phonebox - on every damn corner and costs only 20p a go

an arcade machine - dirty, smelly, costs 20 pence and lasts 30 seconds

a door knob - cos everybody gets a turn!

the sun - if you stare at her too long you're gonna go blind.

a Christmas tree - everybody hangs balls on her.

Pizza Hut - not there in 30 minutes...it's free.

a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more...

a stamp - you lick her, then stick her, and finally then send her away.

McDonalds ... Billions and Billions served...

a railroad track - she gets laid all over the country.

the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody loves to poke her

a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it

peanut butter -- oh so smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

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[vercetti]

[Supe®Staaf]

Gelukkig is ons moeder geen hoer.......

[Droopy]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Supe®Staaf

Gelukkig is ons moeder geen hoer.......

Alleen die van u wel!

[Sranje]

Mama ti ye kurva

[Supe®Staaf]

Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Droopy

Alleen die van u wel!

Moge zij rusten in vrede.

[Sranje]

Jebo ti pas trudnu sestru na grobu mrtve matere krvavim kurcem

[Supe®Staaf]

Jebem ti mater zguza!